April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Whine and Bitch about people long after they become interesting to talk about
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) » Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:25 am

She looks like the kind of girl who would go on a site like Chaturbate or MyFreeCams to masturbate. But no one would tip her. But rather then log off she'd be stupid and give a free show because she worked herself up to much.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:56 pm

Interesting. She's testing the waters. Soon she'll be camwhoring.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:00 pm

April on Chaturbate...

AND I'm no longer hungry.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:07 pm

pibbs wrote:
Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:56 pm
Interesting. She's testing the waters. Soon she'll be camwhoring.
Her boyfriend's house (aka Skyrim rig HQ) doesn't pay for itself.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:36 pm

I'm pretty pissed Carl isn't there to thirst all over her on Twitter
"Dude, 5 moves, I'm sitting on your arm until it's snapping. But to each their own."

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Angelfire Memes » Tue Jan 23, 2018 11:00 pm

Carl probably wanked himself into a coma after that tweet.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by CIANIgger » Tue Jan 23, 2018 11:20 pm

Carl hid himself. Likely only he and followers can see him via Twatter.
I'd sooner let DHI die than respond to a Guest.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) » Wed Jan 24, 2018 3:41 am

pibbs wrote:
Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:56 pm
Interesting. She's testing the waters. Soon she'll be camwhoring.

Normally this would be hot to hear from a girl. But from April I'm just picturing nasty panties probably with dried up pussy juice from her countless shlicking sessions she has in a single day. I bet the room she sleeps in reeks of pussy

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Wed Jan 24, 2018 3:47 am

Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 3:41 am
dried up pussy juice
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Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) posting was a huge mistake,

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Tony Schiavone » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:38 am

I kinda wish someone made a fake Carl Twitter.

Just to see if anyone could out-thirst and ironically have more success than him.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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