April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Nov 10, 2017 5:28 am

She should just wear a veil
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Liar Revealed » Fri Nov 10, 2017 5:32 am

pibbs wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:14 pm
Do the carpets match the drapes?
Do chicks even have pubes anymore?
お前はもう死んでいる。

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by oldbones » Fri Nov 10, 2017 6:01 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Nov 10, 2017 4:41 am
I'd be much happier for her to have more hair covering the face instead of the shoulders. Jesus fucking Christ, man.
Not many women can pull off bangs. In fact I'd say just fucking stay away from bangs altogether. If you have good hair just grow it out normally. No bangs, no half shaved head shit, no short boy hair. What is so hard about this? Long hair looks the best on women. And neon hair means you are some sort of pansexual goblin sjw.

Side note: That hair-do must have cost a lot of money. I wonder if she keeps her pocket change from her job in a piggy bank separate from Spoonys dwindling bank account that is only slightly buoyed by mentally ill patrons and super chat cocksuckers.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Fri Nov 10, 2017 6:17 am

Liar Revealed wrote:
Fri Nov 10, 2017 5:32 am
pibbs wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:14 pm
Do the carpets match the drapes?
Do chicks even have pubes anymore?
The feminists are pushing for the liberation to the hirsuteness. Why should they submit to men's standards of womyns bodies- or some such shit.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by drisko » Fri Nov 10, 2017 7:35 am

Spergy McSperge wrote:
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Fri Nov 10, 2017 2:51 am
Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:01 am
He was in a relationship with one while he still had his dick, wasn't he?
Liz claims that Linky never got to touch the sweet tranny-rod of desire. Considering that Liz outed him on other weird stuff he was into, it is probably the truth.

To some extent that is even sadder. Lewis craves the she-wang and actually dated a tranny but never got to cockslut for it.
So what? Did he just fuck her in the ass the whole time and that's it? That's sort of odd, most normal couples gay straight or whatever will still give each other oral. Liz must've really hated him to not let him go down, she had to know how much he wanted to deep throat that tranny cock.
He's probably one of those guys who thinks oral is dirty no matter what. It's pretty common for dudes to be grossed out by the idea of eating pussy even in this day and age, so I don't find it hard to believe he never wanted to suck Liz off. He probably just wanted to jack her off or something along those lines.

You could probably go ask Liz what they actually did. She's pretty open about everything. Ask if he stalked anyone while they were together while you're at it.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by wulfenlord » Fri Nov 10, 2017 7:54 am

Oh gods, the thirst. Even with the potatocam and her myspace angles she looks like a used single mother pushing 40.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:18 am

That shishi guy is another cuckson that thirsts for April
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by omgwut » Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:00 pm

Iron Liz is fucking great. I always assumed she was a 'tard like the rest, but I've listened to some recent livestreams she's been on and she seems really cool.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:32 pm

wulfenlord wrote:
Fri Nov 10, 2017 7:54 am
Oh gods, the thirst. Even with the potatocam and her myspace angles she looks like a used single mother pushing 40.
Pathetic subhuman cretins, all of those that commented on the photo deserve to be put into gas chambers. At this point, they would be better off complementing Iron Liz, at least she deserves it more than the worthless sack of shit that is April.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Nov 10, 2017 4:39 pm

omgwut wrote:
Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:00 pm
Iron Liz is fucking great. I always assumed she was a 'tard like the rest, but I've listened to some recent livestreams she's been on and she seems really cool.
He's a mentally ill degenerate with a mutilated penis. The fact that he's not as bad as the others just demonstrates how bad the others are.
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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