April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Guest]

Without the danger hair, goofy hairstyles, and clown clothes she's borderline cute in a middle-aged kind of way. That's about the best I can do, compliments wise.

Yeah, that's actually not bad at all. Like a cougar librarian you'd rail behind a bookshelf. If she kept her hair long, didn't dye it stupid colors and kept her glasses on she could definitely upgrade to a better man, even with her creepy doll obsession and Skyrim fetish. There are tons of beta men out there who's standards are low as fuck, especially for non-fat women.

[Guest]

And April only looks tolerable with her glasses ON. Without them, she looks like a lizard-person.

She put her grasses on, everything is wrong.

[Guest]

It's photoshop, not the glasses. Look at that forehead you fucking dopes!

[Guest]

The thirst is real.

[Kugelfisch]

It's the best look she's ever gone for. If she could get her shit together she could score a real job and maybe some divorced guy to piggyback on. At least this is something befitting for her age of almost 40.

[pibbs]

No one wants a middle aged t-shirt folder for their young hip stores? Can't imagine why.

[mad bum]

It's also an absolute terrible time for retail jobs now that the holidays are over.

[Keith Chegwin]

Why doesn't she just get an office job? Surely she knows how to make coffee?

[mad bum]

Office jobs are not so easy to land in burgerland unless you're smoking hot and just there as a piece of ass.

[Guest]

Anyone tweeted her yet on why old Noah isn't searching for a job? Or is she still convinced he's a 'full time interior crocodile-alligator'?