April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Some Sick Fuck]

She's got a sister huh? Is she hot?

Step-sister, from what I understand.

What Orcil isn't telling us is that her step-sister is actually her mother as well. When she's talking about her dear daddy, she just wants to continue the circle.

[Kugelfisch]

She's got a sister huh? Is she hot?

Step-sister, from what I understand.

What Orcil isn't telling us is that her step-sister is actually her mother as well. When she's talking about her dear daddy, she just wants to continue the circle.

It's her turn, goddamnit!

[Singh'sSpot]

I bet RApril is jealous that the step sister is hogging daddy's attention.

[pibbs]

That's because rApril looks 40 but is mentally and emotionally 10 years old. The co-worker just averaged the two.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Its just another obvious made up lie. People dont talk like that, certainly not adults.
Her co worker probably is younger but if an adult told a kid that she;d be fired right away for being dangerous / insane.

And why not just tell the truth?? Orcs age slower. Dude is nearing 80 still making up lies like people would even think he is young with that all those battle and tranny surgery scars.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Didn't Roses do something similar? What makes these ladies think that playing the psycho card is a witty retort and/or sick burn?

[Bobito]

Didn't Roses do something similar? What makes these ladies think that playing the psycho card is a witty retort and/or sick burn?

It's just a sideeffect of being crushed by the wall.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

Pretending to be legitimately insane is a great way to scare off creepy men/religious proselytizers/Israeli mall kiosk salesmen but it's kind of overkill over the internet when you can just block people.

[Kugelfisch]

You'd naturally assume somebody that's working at a clothing service place that doesn't work full time and isn't some supervisor to be young. How many 37yr olds that aren't housewifes work some part time college job?

[pibbs]

What really happened...

April has been trying to connect to the much younger staff she works with. She brings up Big Trouble in Little China.

April: It's my favorite movie.
Co-worker: Never heard of it.
April: It came out in the 80s.
Co-worker: Gawd. How old are you?
April: *awkwardly and embarrassed mumbles* Thirty... sevenish
Co-worker: 37? You look 25!
April: Oh thanks!
Co-worker: She believed me!
*laughter from other mean girl co-workers
April: *under her breath* I'll kill you last.
Co-worker: What did you say?
April: Uh... nothing