April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Wed Aug 15, 2018 12:00 am

April likes big bulls though. So yeah your theory appears right.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by MegaNigger » Wed Aug 15, 2018 12:15 am

Oh god... I just pictured it...

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:13 am

She's tuckered out from all that shirt folding.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:52 am

Blow Job Daddy?

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:52 am

Don't forget this one
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Fri Aug 17, 2018 5:12 am

Try bleaching your stomach next.
Potato head, more like potato brain.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Aug 17, 2018 6:39 am

She should wear more hats more often. Her hair looks like shit 99% of the time and the hat at least looks ok. A guy couldn't wear that hat without looking like a huge faggot, but girls can wear that style.

In fact, fuck it. Just wear a hijab or however you spell that. I'm not a mudslime so I don't know. But wear one of those.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by The Real Pumpkin Man » Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:27 am

Gotta admit for being damn near 40 Orcril doesn't look that bad. She can do much better than beer gut noodle dick Spoony though.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Angelfire Memes » Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:29 am

The Real Pumpkin Man wrote:
Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:27 am
Gotta admit for being damn near 40 Orcril doesn't look that bad. She can do much better than beer gut noodle dick Spoony though.
Apparently she can't which is why she's still there writing desperate fanfics where she gets raped by fictional characters.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:45 am

The worst thing about her face, besides her shit eating grin, is her reptilian-slit nostril, bulbous nose.

But other than that... she could be cute in an mid-western average sort of way.
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