April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by GitGud » Thu Aug 09, 2018 3:34 am

I don' t think so. A remote controlled puppet would look more human
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:19 am

They really are meant for each other
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Angelfire Memes » Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:55 am

You're too snotty to wrap paper around some shitty jewellery, slip it into an envelope, and book a courier to come to your front door? Damn. Good job nobody's ordering anything anyway.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Aug 14, 2018 4:19 pm

That's hard work, man. Give her a break. Her health comes first, after all.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Tue Aug 14, 2018 5:56 pm

Well we know Spoony ain't gonna help her out. She might have a 110 degree fever but he has ANXIETY and DEPRESSION, which is so much more debilitating.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Le Redditeur » Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:14 pm

inb4 Spoony wakes up his feverish girlfriend to cook his dinner.

(Just kidding, Spoony can't even muster the energy to go to her bedroom and poke at her until she wakes up)

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by CIANIgger » Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:42 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:14 pm
inb4 Spoony wakes up his feverish girlfriend to cook his dinner.

(Just kidding, Spoony can't even muster the energy to go to her bedroom and poke at her until she wakes up)
Not unless he wants to look Tyrone in the eye while he nuts in rApril's wind tunnel ;)
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:32 pm

CIANIgger wrote:
Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:42 pm
Le Redditeur wrote:
Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:14 pm
inb4 Spoony wakes up his feverish girlfriend to cook his dinner.

(Just kidding, Spoony can't even muster the energy to go to her bedroom and poke at her until she wakes up)
Not unless he wants to look Tyrone in the eye while he nuts in rApril's wind tunnel ;)
She'd be into it. Too bad Spoony can't get hard.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by CIANIgger » Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:41 pm

He's probably walked on on her many times and each time drinks until he forgets, only to repeat the cycle.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:44 pm

You know, rApril and PushingupNoses have been getting kinda friendly lately. And PushingupNoses did brag about being bi recently.
Hmmm...
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