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Re: Game Cunts

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Sep 09, 2018 10:03 am

Sequelitis was too much effort on his part, and there's plenty of Game Grumps episodes exposing him for a hypocritical hack.
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Re: Game Cunts

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Sep 09, 2018 5:13 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Sep 09, 2018 10:03 am
Sequelitis was too much effort on his part
It was in his mind because he doesn't like to do any actual work, but if you break it down it really doesn't need to be much effort. He could recycle most of the animation so the only real 'hard' parts are the writing and the capturing game footage.
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Sep 09, 2018 10:03 am
and there's plenty of Game Grumps episodes exposing him for a hypocritical hack.
Writing the screenplay for Beyond the Valley of Dolls never stopped Roger Ebert from being a well regarded film critic
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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Re: Game Cunts

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Sep 09, 2018 6:41 pm

But Ebert didn't move on to write nothing but further screenplays.
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sun Sep 09, 2018 5:13 pm
It was in his mind because he doesn't like to do any actual work, but if you break it down it really doesn't need to be much effort. He could recycle most of the animation so the only real 'hard' parts are the writing and the capturing game footage.
Sounds like something you could convince him of doing. As a Patreon goal.
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Re: Game Cunts

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:38 am

He doesn't do Sequilitis anymore because he's well out of his depth in that field. He had a hit by praising MegamanX, and got his ass beat over the Zelda one. He's not smart enough to notice good design, much less explain it.
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Re: Game Cunts

Post by Guest » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:42 am

Ebert sucks.

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Re: Game Cunts

Post by Osterzone » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:18 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:38 am
He doesn't do Sequilitis anymore because he's well out of his depth in that field. He had a hit by praising MegamanX, and got his ass beat over the Zelda one. He's not smart enough to notice good design, much less explain it.
I bet he copied what he liked about X from some game magazine praising its "show, don't tell" explanation of the game mechanics.

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Re: Game Cunts

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:13 am

Osterzone wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:18 am
Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:38 am
He doesn't do Sequilitis anymore because he's well out of his depth in that field. He had a hit by praising MegamanX, and got his ass beat over the Zelda one. He's not smart enough to notice good design, much less explain it.
I bet he copied what he liked about X from some game magazine praising its "show, don't tell" explanation of the game mechanics.
My thoughts exactly. There's no way ha came up with that on his own.
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Re: Game Cunts

Post by Old Black Man » Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:54 am

Ebert and his butt buddy were both hack frauds who didn’t deserve any of the authority they had in the film industry.

That and the whole pre internet doxxing people because you didn’t like a movie they were involved with, that’s some scummy shit they should have been held accountable for.

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Re: Game Cunts

Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:43 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:38 am
He doesn't do Sequilitis anymore because he's well out of his depth in that field. He had a hit by praising MegamanX, and got his ass beat over the Zelda one. He's not smart enough to notice good design, much less explain it.
Being ignorant never stopped him from doing anything. Except finishing school
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Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:42 am
Ebert sucks.
Roland Emmerich, pls
Old Black Man wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:54 am
Ebert and his butt buddy were both hack frauds who didn’t deserve any of the authority they had in the film industry.
If critics had authority, Adam Sandler would be on the streets begging for spare change.
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Re: Game Cunts

Post by Tony Schiavone » Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:54 am

Did Dream Daddy do well? There's a crowdfunded documentary (sad that such as a thing exists) on the web now.
Spoiler: it's really just all of them patting themselves on the back.

...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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