Little kuriboh ,once youtube idol for weaboos now cuck

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Re: Little kuriboh ,once youtube idol for weaboos now cuck

Post by drisko » Fri Aug 31, 2018 8:58 am

Osterzone wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 3:34 pm
drisko wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:21 am
Though it is interesting that both women he married (And the only ones he's ever fucked) were rape victims.
One. Wife number one, Abby, cried at Martin getting nude on the honeymoon night and it killed the marriage. He made some sad post on livejournal (he's since deleted it) about saying he wanted kids, but Abby never put out. It was pretty Boogie-like to put his frigid wife on blast like that since all of his fans would side with him on the issue.
Holy shit, I forgot about that. That's right, they never had sex. I was misremembering it as she was rarely in the mood and it eventually killed things, not that she literally never spread her legs. Fuck, no wonder he wants to kill himself if the only woman to touch his dick is that fat and ugly.
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Thu Aug 30, 2018 4:25 pm
Can't he have kids with the second wife, Chelsea Van Valkenberg's grandmother?
You'd think so, but he was probably just trying to make himself seem less like a perv or something "I only ever wanted sex to procreate like a good Christian boy. See, I didn't even try to touch my wife until we were properly married." I doubt he'd be able to handle a child.

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Re: Little kuriboh ,once youtube idol for weaboos now cuck

Post by Guest » Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:39 am

I thought it was normal for married men to never touch their wives. Doesn't mean his wife isn't touching and being gummed inside by Tyrone.

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Re: Little kuriboh ,once youtube idol for weaboos now cuck

Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:02 pm

Guest wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:39 am
I thought it was normal for married men to never touch their wives. Doesn't mean his wife isn't touching and being gummed inside by Tyrone.
Exactly. "She hates sex", my ass. The biggest lie the vaginal Jew ever convinced men is that sex isn't as good for her as it for him. BULLSHIT. What she hates is to have sex with a man that she isn't completely moist over for, because he has a 6 pack ab, 6 figures salary, 6 feet high, and is willing to treat her like a cumrag.

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Re: Little kuriboh ,once youtube idol for weaboos now cuck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:41 pm

6 pack. 6 figures. 6 feet high.

666

It all makes sense.
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Re: Little kuriboh ,once youtube idol for weaboos now cuck

Post by Guest » Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:43 pm

Women are the reason we lived these cursed lives, speaking ill of cursed internet nobodies that were also created by women. Open your eyes!

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Re: Little kuriboh ,once youtube idol for weaboos now cuck

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:47 pm

Yet women created jack shit. This current Zeitgeist would be done and over in a day if only cucks wouldn't support their bullshit.
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Re: Little kuriboh ,once youtube idol for weaboos now cuck

Post by CuckTurdginson » Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:06 pm

New Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged episodes are in the render queue.
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I wish my dick was bigger so I could suck it.

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Re: Little kuriboh ,once youtube idol for weaboos now cuck

Post by Complicity » Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:20 pm

CuckTurdginson wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:06 pm
New Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged episodes are in the render queue.
He can go fuck himself with his dangerhair landwhale as far as i'm concerned.
Did he get any shit for siding with #killvic?

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Re: Little kuriboh ,once youtube idol for weaboos now cuck

Post by Rushy » Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:29 pm

CuckTurdginson wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:06 pm
New Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged episodes are in the render queue.
who cares

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Re: Little kuriboh ,once youtube idol for weaboos now cuck

Post by CuckTurdginson » Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:38 pm

I'm not sure, I think people forgot he took that stance. :lol: :lol:
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