Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Oct 09, 2018 5:51 pm

I don't actually think there's something spectacular he's ever done. Would be funny if there was but he doesn't strike me as an interesting guy or somebody that would have many skellys in his closet.
Most drama shitposters are usually pretty uninteresting. I speak from experience.
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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by rabidtictac » Tue Oct 09, 2018 8:21 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Oct 09, 2018 5:51 pm
I don't actually think there's something spectacular he's ever done. Would be funny if there was but he doesn't strike me as an interesting guy or somebody that would have many skellys in his closet.
Most drama shitposters are usually pretty uninteresting. I speak from experience.
Exaaaactly. You think we'd be wasting our time talking about stupid internet drama if we were doing interesting things?

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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by Guest » Tue Oct 09, 2018 10:34 pm

I got skellys. Most of them pertain to the offensive things I say online anonymously. I also have bullied irl retarded people for no reason other than I could. When I fuck my wife she's a masturbatory aid to me half the time, not a human being, and I constantly am thinking about other women and actually could get a couple of them. etc etc :mrgreen:

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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by mad bum » Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:04 pm

Guest Thundercock here must be married and miserable, probably having his midlife crisis. It's cool bro, I feel ya.
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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:38 pm

Guest wrote:
Tue Oct 09, 2018 10:34 pm
I got skellys. Most of them pertain to the offensive things I say online anonymously. I also have bullied irl retarded people for no reason other than I could. When I fuck my wife she's a masturbatory aid to me half the time, not a human being, and I constantly am thinking about other women and actually could get a couple of them. etc etc :mrgreen:
None of those things are skellingtons. Nobody cares about dumb shit you say online, nobody actually cares about reerees and living a loveless marriage is just about the most normalfag shit there is.
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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by Guest » Wed Oct 10, 2018 3:23 am

mad bum wrote:
Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:04 pm
Guest Thundercock here must be married and miserable, probably having his midlife crisis.
Brad should go ahead and make an account.

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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by drisko » Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:09 am

Hell, my only skeleton is that I used to do this shit for three years as my main job. Aside from that, yeah, I'm boring as fuck.

What do you guys think Jim's real job is? I don't see him as the sort of person who ever aspired to climb beyond entry level.

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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by Guest » Wed Oct 10, 2018 9:32 am

I was thinking that he might be a teacher (I'm a lecturer), which would explain the reluctance to share much of himself online. It would be much more difficult for a teacher to make the transition to completely earning their income from the Internet due to the risk of losing your primary income source so easily and so early. This is especially true if you want to specialise in professional shitposting.

If he was working some menial job or trade - why the fuck would he need to be so protective of his identity? No one would care - let the world know who you are and maybe you can get out of the rut of blue collar work. Which has been precisely the strategy of many Internet Nobodies including Boogie, Destiny, NostalgiaCritic and others.

Also, he's still banging that Asian lesbian so he obviously can take care of himself enough to keep a woman around. I actually looked up his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica for any doxxed info that might help figure this out and found this gem - it's from one of Jim's early profiles:
I am currently enrolled in college and am completing or hoping to complete a Bachelors Degree in education.

This makes sense to me. He's charming, he gets a bit of power and he doesn't have to push himself too hard if he's teaching people younger or dumber than him. I just don't see him in a more entrepreneurial role.

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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by Poonoo » Wed Oct 10, 2018 12:14 pm

He must be teaching kids if he went down that route, if he was teaching high schoolers we would know who he is since by now one of them would have found one of his videos and recognised his voice.

It would explain why he is on his current crusade against the furries (many are pedos and some of the people he is talking about where fucking underage kids) and the time he pursued Jonathan Ross out of no where, he probably looks at his young students and thinks these monsters could ruin their lives.
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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Oct 10, 2018 1:56 pm

Guest wrote:
Wed Oct 10, 2018 9:32 am
I was thinking that he might be a teacher (I'm a lecturer), which would explain the reluctance to share much of himself online. It would be much more difficult for a teacher to make the transition to completely earning their income from the Internet due to the risk of losing your primary income source so easily and so early. This is especially true if you want to specialise in professional shitposting.

If he was working some menial job or trade - why the fuck would he need to be so protective of his identity? No one would care - let the world know who you are and maybe you can get out of the rut of blue collar work. Which has been precisely the strategy of many Internet Nobodies including Boogie, Destiny, NostalgiaCritic and others.
Or, you know, he's just sane and think your internet shitposting should be separated from your real life identity? I'm just an average nobody, but I take care into not letting my online shitposting seep into my real life. I avoid social media, and whenever I need to create an account in one of those, I just use fake profiles set up with fake email accounts; I avoid using the same identity for too many different profiles (which is why King of Polesmoking failed to dox me, since all he had from googling my username was this forum and a bunch of Minds accounts that I don't even use anymore). I even started getting burner cellphone lines to register accounts on places like Twitter, because fuck if I'm going to let Twitter to be able to easily link my real life identity to my shitposting.

Of course, this isn't nearly enough to stop law enforcement, but I'm not running Silk Road 3 nor trying to set up a plan to kill anyone (pls FBI/NSA no bully). But it's enough to stop autists trying to dox and upset my life because of something I said or done online.

Also, "letting the world know who you are" is what ruined the internet from what it was in the 90s and early 2000 - it was this really chaotic, anonymous place to relax, lie, pick up fights for silly reasons, get nudes from dumb girls, and occasionally even tell the truth (because who cares?). Nowdays, the internet is just this cult of personality set up around celebs and e-celebs with blue checkmarks after their names, and everybody is trying to get senpai to notice them either by licking their boots or by inciting a response and/or getting blocked (like even dumb as fuck Marztruck noticed, screenshotting a block is a trophy on its own for the average troll). I think Jimbo stated something similar on his streams, so it's not a surprise that he's "secretive" of his identity.

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