AlphaOmegaGnome

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Kugelfisch
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Re: AlphaOmegaGnome

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Aug 03, 2018 8:55 pm

Guru Larry wrote:
Thu Aug 02, 2018 4:30 pm
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"Sorry, we only have those in adult sizes."

But seriously, those are some hideous jeans.
The ball is wild!

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Re: AlphaOmegaGnome

Post by Guest » Sat Aug 04, 2018 12:28 am

“I just bought Verne Troyer’s trousers”

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Re: AlphaOmegaGnome

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Aug 04, 2018 1:21 am

"They're a little saggy but that's my style, you know."
The ball is wild!

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Re: AlphaOmegaGnome

Post by Credo in Deum » Sat Aug 04, 2018 2:56 pm

Guest wrote:
Thu Aug 02, 2018 10:14 pm
Everybody says soy boys grow beards to hide their weak chins, but I feel like they're just copying metal freaks. You see the long beards and tats and you're like "whoa, better not mess with that guy!" then you look closer and see the noodle arms and general lock of muscle tone and realize they're just faggots. Same with biker gangs. They're a gang because they're nothing but high-cholesterol fat asses who couldn't throw a punch to save their life.
What has a 5’3” manlet, who calls himself alpha and grows his hair, do to with any of this. This guy is civil through and through.

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Re: AlphaOmegaGnome

Post by Guest » Sat Aug 04, 2018 4:05 pm

Guru Larry wrote:
Thu Aug 02, 2018 4:30 pm
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These jeans are gonna look so badass on me!

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