YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

[AngrySpoonySnob]

he is right about the movie being uber retarded when it comes to movement though.

So users move ingame and make those movements irl, others just stand or sit. No common rules is retarded if you setup such a lore.

[Guest]

When are Spielberg's pedo "accusations" gonna be proven true? Is he too powerful for any meme (me two) shenanigans?

[Poonoo]

he is right about the movie being uber retarded when it comes to movement though.

So users move ingame and make those movements irl, others just stand or sit. No common rules is retarded if you setup such a lore.

Not questioning that, the problem is all of his reviews focus on shit like that almost exclusively like a nitpicking prick. It's like he had to much autism to understand other aspects of a story...

... Oh wait, he's a furry that defends dog fucking.

[Guest]

He also believes that NOT fucking your dog makes you the equivalent of an evil meat eater.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Why wouldn't you want to fuck your dog? Do you have something against dogs? Are you a Canist? HMMMMMMM?!

he is right about the movie being uber retarded when it comes to movement though.

So users move ingame and make those movements irl, others just stand or sit. No common rules is retarded if you setup such a lore.

Why is it so hard for movies about muh video games to be internally consistent?

[Guest]

Whenever people say Ready Player One, I think of Edge of Tomorrow for some reason. But that's not fair. Edge of Tomorrow is probably much better.

Edge of Tomorrow would've been a lot better if: A) then had casted someone other than Tom Cruise to play MC (the explanation they had to come up as to why a middle-aged fart like Tom Cruise is in basic training was pretty stupid when it was probably easier just to get a younger actor to play a new recruit) and B) they had kept the book's original Engrish title. "Edge of Tomorrow" is way too forgettable compared to "All You Need is Kill".

[wildmage]

Whenever people say Ready Player One, I think of Edge of Tomorrow for some reason. But that's not fair. Edge of Tomorrow is probably much better.

Too bad they had cast Cruise to be the lead. But then again, there were 2 movied where Cruise played some sort of futuristic action hero with a twist in the same year: Edge of Tomorrow and Oblivion. I guess studios were milking his contract before it would be too stupid to cast grandpa in a non-ironic action role (see Bruce Willis).

[rabidtictac]

Tom Cruise is one of those guys who should be moving on to character roles now. He's too old to make a convincing military recruit. He's always been a good-looking guy, but he doesn't look even remotely in the 18-21 range for a private.

[da PAC Nigguh]

When did he play a military recruit other than Born on the Fourth of July - 30 years ago?

[Guest]

He was a lieutenant in Top Gun and A Few Good Men.