YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Aug 27, 2020 8:40 pm

>not liking the Tarantino movie with a female protagonist of color

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>complaining that a movie about a man/fly hybrid is unrealistic

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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by Cuckara » Thu Aug 27, 2020 8:43 pm

To be fair, he hasn't publicly complained about The Fly's lack of realism. Well, not yet; if he ever did a podcast about it with his friends, I'm sure he would.

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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by Guest » Thu Aug 27, 2020 8:45 pm

He would have liked The Fly better if it was The Dog.

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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by Guest » Thu Aug 27, 2020 8:50 pm

He's probably just irritated Jeff Goldblum beats a mutated animal to death instead if fucking it.

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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by RAPEMAN » Thu Aug 27, 2020 8:56 pm

Guest wrote:
Thu Aug 27, 2020 8:45 pm
He would have liked The Fly better if it was The Dog.
I'm pretty sure horses is YMS's animal of choice.
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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by Newhalf » Fri Aug 28, 2020 8:38 am

At first I thought this guy was funny until I realized the fur stuff wasn't just him joking. That put him talking about cool cat into an entirely different light.

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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Fri Aug 28, 2020 8:45 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Jul 24, 2020 5:38 am
All this talk about western reminds me that the best westerns are Made in Germany.
I remember that one. Gay Winnetou in pink from the Puff-box Ranch (or however you would say it in english so it would channel enermous faggotry, Ram Ranch comes to mind) was my favourite.
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A Fistful of Dollars - 7/10
For a Few Dollars More - 6/10
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly - 8/10
No dog fucking, no good. That's why he rated those so low.

Just like with Movie Blob, this is a guy who has convinced himself that he's intelligent, when in reality, he's just an obsessive, autistic sperg. Getting obsessive over little details doesn't make you intelligent.
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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by Guest » Fri Aug 28, 2020 9:35 am

Cuckara wrote:
Thu Aug 27, 2020 7:59 pm
Coincidentally, dogfucker just watched the Dollars trilogy (lmao that it took a self-proclaimed film critic a decade to finally watch The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly). His ratings:

A Fistful of Dollars - 7/10
For a Few Dollars More - 6/10
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly - 8/10
For a Few Dollars More is in my view the best of trilogy. Lee Van Cleef's character and his motivation, his friendly rivalry with Manco and Volonte as Indio make it a much more complex and dynamic film than the other two. I'd probably give it a 7.5

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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by Guest » Fri Aug 28, 2020 1:52 pm

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Fri Aug 28, 2020 8:45 am
Getting obsessive over little details doesn't make you intelligent.
Dog dicks are the littlest detail of them all.

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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Fri Aug 28, 2020 3:28 pm

Culpepper Cattle Company is the best western.
Is Spoony dead yet?

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