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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 11:07 am
by Some Sick Fuck
Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Jul 06, 2020 7:59 am
Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Mon Jul 06, 2020 7:42 am
Unless that was yet another lie.
I doubt that. Megafats like him having super low test levels is pretty normal. But that kinda shit? He's a constant liar but he's never been a good or creative one and I can't see him being able to make that up. Who'd think of that?
No, I believe that, but him, being the sociopath and pathological liar that he is, I wouldn't be surprised if he made that "doctor thought I had a vagina" bit up. After all his retarded fantasies about being part of wild orgies or banging porn models all the time, this isn't too far out for me. His lies are usually something normal (which doesn't mean it happened to him, like the sex part) exaggerated to absurd proportions.

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 4:03 pm
by Kugelfisch
Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Mon Jul 06, 2020 11:07 am
No, I believe that, but him, being the sociopath and pathological liar that he is, I wouldn't be surprised if he made that "doctor thought I had a vagina" bit up. After all his retarded fantasies about being part of wild orgies or banging porn models all the time, this isn't too far out for me. His lies are usually something normal (which doesn't mean it happened to him, like the sex part) exaggerated to absurd proportions.
Yeah, fair enough. I'm really just treating it as truth because it's funny to bring up every once in a while. If it is we will never know and I don't think it matters. Makes his post divorce tweets and streams where he talks about fucking bitches just that bit more funny. Because whatever sex shit he does with well-paid whores (arguably underpaid) sure as hell isn't involving penetrative sex with his micro cock.
I shudder to think what goes on behind those closed doors.

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:55 pm
by Guest
If boogie got addicted to masturbating instead of food his life would be much better.

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:13 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Yeah, but this way he keeps all that raw man energy for himself.

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2020 12:27 am
by Kugelfisch
Guest wrote:
Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:55 pm
If boogie got addicted to masturbating instead of food his life would be much better.
You can't get addicted to over-eating when you're in Africa and only have a slice of bread a day. Likewise, if you only have half an inch to work with...

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:21 am
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Can his T-Rex arms even get past his mangunt?

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2020 9:59 pm
by Kugelfisch
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:21 am
Can his T-Rex arms even get past his mangunt?
That's another complication.

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2020 4:28 pm
by GitGud
Well, he could use a Blender to make some nice dog food smooty, fill it in a super soaker, get a nice toothles dog and then spray his genitals with the paste so the dog licks it....

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2020 7:17 pm
by Vaporwear
GitGud wrote:
Mon Jul 13, 2020 4:28 pm
Well, he could use a Blender to make some nice dog food smooty, fill it in a super soaker, get a nice toothles dog and then spray his genitals with the paste so the dog licks it....
What would that accomplish? That man is so fat I’m sure his penis doesn’t get hard for any reason whatsoever. He’d have to swallow an entire bottle of Viagra to get that thing working again, and even then it’s doubtful.

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2020 3:30 pm
by Kugelfisch
His 25 pills a day to barely keep him alive would likely counter act any viagra anyway.