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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 2:35 am
by rabidtictac
He's becoming more and more insane.

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 2:54 am
by Kugelfisch
That's the most Boogie tweet I've ever seen. I didn't think it possible, but I now hate him an extra 1% more out of what felt like 100% already. :lol:

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 2:55 am
by rabidtictac
Here, have some more.

I don't even have energy left to hate him. I just want him to die already so I can piss on his grave. His fake nice guy bullshit is so infuriating at times.

"I'm sorry that you won't pay for my tesla." I wish he'd just be honest like this more often. :lol:

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 3:14 am
by Kugelfisch
I really like where he's at right now. Sure, you could tell me he finally dropped dead and that'd be a good day for me. But I really don't mind him suffering a bit longer. What a perfect hell he's in. If he was poor he'd be much more free. He would've just eaten himself to death by now, the only thing he ever really wanted in life.
But instead he's lonely, bitter, has loads of money but nothing really to do with it and it can't fix him either. He can buy a Tesla but doesn't get to brag or virtue signal with it. He doesn't have a slave wife anymore. He's still fat but also has flabby skin and can't full on eat himself to death as hard as he wants to. He's taken the only thing he ever loved, unrestrained gluttony, away from himself.

All he's got left is trying to be snarky on Twatter and even then he can't hide how extremely unhappy he is about his situation.
Oi, cunt, wanna brag with your Tesla? Aside from me having a better car than you, I can walk. Let's see how your money fixes that. Right, you can't. Gotta try a lot harder to flex on anyone than that.

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 7:09 am
by VoiceOfReasonPast
He'll have the last laugh once you can order exoskeletons on Amazon.
Poonoo wrote:
Sun Jul 07, 2019 1:48 am
>pretends he had no intention of buying a Tesla and was doing it to be an epic le ebin troll, then says he'll buy it anyway.
"I was only pretending to be a decadent hipster douche!"

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 4:38 pm
by Cuckara
rabidtictac wrote:
Sun Jul 07, 2019 2:35 am
He's becoming more and more insane.
This is peak Boogie. He outright says his detractors are pure scum but follows up that insult with "I still wish the best for you." No, you fucking don't, Boogie. For once, drop the passive-aggressive "I'm mad at you, but I'm such a nice guy I still hope things work out for you" bullshit. Not a single soul is falling for your charade. The only thing worse than a vitriolic asshole is a vitriolic asshole who puts a blatantly insincere coating of "kindness" on every insult.

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 2:55 am
by rabidtictac
Another peak boogie.

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:04 am
by Guest
>Killing myself would hurt too many people.
Yeah, every McDonalds in your area is gonna go out of business.

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:29 am
by da PAC Nigguh
What a great guy. Not killing himself because it may hurt others. Between that and not having children so as to avoid molesting them I can't think of a better role model.

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:42 am
by Keith Chegwin
In fairness to Boogie, the poor police who find his body would have to spend the entire day cleaning him up. Not to mention the effort it would take to move the body.