Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Guest » Thu May 30, 2019 4:25 pm

Lets not forget that tons of soldiers died to make Boogie yet another burgerfat.
Things like that make me wanna be a pacifist.

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu May 30, 2019 8:21 pm

Guest wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 3:15 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed May 29, 2019 10:21 pm
his spring-loaded shitter.
his what?!
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 3:43 pm
You can legit buy super-sturdy toilets that help their landwhale owner get up again with a spring-loaded catapult. Boogie has one of those afaik.
Yup, heavy springs in the back so it's at an incline when nobody or a normal-sized person sits on it. For the fatties it basically launches them a bit when they get up. Plus hand rails, of course. Springs aren't magic.
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Lupa is the only libtard who didn't threaten to move to Cucknadia.

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Guest » Thu May 30, 2019 8:56 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 8:21 pm
Springs aren't magic.
What about Coily?

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu May 30, 2019 9:13 pm

Guest wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 8:56 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 8:21 pm
Springs aren't magic.
What about Coily?
I had to google that. Are you talking about that vape coiling tool? While I'm a faggy fuckboy that vapes, I haven't heard about that before and don't know what one needs it for.
Maybe one of these days I'll drunkenly rant about the soyboys that adapted vaping fairly recently in the last few years and what a scam industry exists for it these days. Today is not that day. I'm just annoyed by hipsters ruining everything.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu May 30, 2019 9:21 pm

He meant Coily the Spring Sprite.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Guest » Thu May 30, 2019 9:26 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 8:21 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 3:43 pm
You can legit buy super-sturdy toilets that help their landwhale owner get up again with a spring-loaded catapult. Boogie has one of those afaik.
Yup, heavy springs in the back so it's at an incline when nobody or a normal-sized person sits on it. For the fatties it basically launches them a bit when they get up. Plus hand rails, of course. Springs aren't magic.
Fuck me. Next they'll have the belly-wheels from Judge Dredd.

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Poonoo » Thu May 30, 2019 9:41 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 3:43 pm
You can legit buy super-sturdy toilets that help their landwhale owner get up again with a spring-loaded catapult. Boogie has one of those afaik.
I could only imagine a normal person using that toilet and flying head first through a wall. :lol:
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu May 30, 2019 9:46 pm

I don't think they'd even buckle if you're not a hamplanet.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Le Redditeur » Thu May 30, 2019 11:33 pm

NO SPRINGS!

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri May 31, 2019 7:16 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 9:46 pm
I don't think they'd even buckle if you're not a hamplanet.
Kinda like how an anti-tank mine doesn't give a toss about some dude stepping on it. Probably using the same technology.
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