Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Whine and Bitch about people long after they become interesting to talk about

How long will he live?

43
165
25%
45
93
14%
47
62
9%
50
114
17%
80, I'm delusional
219
34%
 
Total votes: 653

User avatar
Poonoo
Bureaucrat
Posts: 7053
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2017 1:16 pm

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Poonoo » Thu Apr 18, 2019 11:33 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2019 10:31 pm
Why the black eyes?
Apparently the surgery for his new teeth did that.

He looks weird with the teeth, he looks more like a normal person without those huge as fuck gaps which made him look like a giant baby. He barely looks like himself.

"No Dez, I am not Boogie1488. I am Doogie1488, I'm a completely different guy. Come be my slave?".
Old Black Man wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:11 pm
Also Lupa’s grandmother? Please, we know that hag was alive and well back then. She’s like the dude from Highlander, only a cunt.
Image

User avatar
Guest

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Guest » Thu Apr 18, 2019 11:39 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2019 10:31 pm
Why the black eyes?
"Why the black guys?" Things he asks Dez.
He only got those toothums to eat more efficiently. I'm not clicking that video so anything else he says as to why he got the teeth is wrong.

User avatar
Kugelfisch
The white ghost
Posts: 46478
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:36 pm

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Apr 18, 2019 11:46 pm

He looks a lot more like Mundane Matt now. A fitting punishment!
Also, I agree with the sentiment that he wanted to be able to eat more efficiently and likely wants to better his chances to catch a new slave.
SpoilerShow
Image
Cannons bray, the mighty quake!
Centuries of blood becomes erased!
I am the white ghost!

User avatar
Guest

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Guest » Thu Apr 18, 2019 11:53 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2019 11:46 pm
He looks a lot more like Mundane Matt now. A fitting punishment!
It's almost like wearing glasses and being fat covers up all your defining facial features.

User avatar
Kugelfisch
The white ghost
Posts: 46478
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:36 pm

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Apr 18, 2019 11:57 pm

Guest wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2019 11:53 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2019 11:46 pm
He looks a lot more like Mundane Matt now. A fitting punishment!
It's almost like wearing glasses and being fat covers up all your defining facial features.
Worked for Eggkara, accentuating his most prominent facial feature.
SpoilerShow
Image
Cannons bray, the mighty quake!
Centuries of blood becomes erased!
I am the white ghost!

User avatar
Some Sick Fuck
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 5308
Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2017 7:10 am

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:26 am

He looks and sounds like he had a minor stroke. As he's talking about getting used to the new teeth, half of his face is kind of shifting around, reminds me of that bug guy from Man in Black.

Either way, he is already faking smiles all the time, so I guess getting actual fake teeth so he can get his Obama smile isn't that outrageous. I'm still surprised that he did it, since he could've done it looong time ago, but I guess his real teeth has rotten so much that it was kinda necessary for him to continue stuffing his face. Or he thinks it's going to help him attract new thots.

After all, he's too lazy to brush his teeth, the solution is truly sage-like - just buy new teeth. And when Chad refuses to do his laundry (but continues to wipe his ass), just buy new clothes, get them delivered home and donate the old tents and burlap sacks to poor!
Last edited by Some Sick Fuck on Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:32 am, edited 1 time in total.
Image

Blessed are the shitposters, for they will be called children of the Sperg.

User avatar
Guest

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Guest » Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:29 am

Dosen't being a fat add to your propensity for a stroke? Maybe he had one for real.

User avatar
Some Sick Fuck
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 5308
Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2017 7:10 am

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:33 am

I wish we were so lucky, but not today...
Image

Blessed are the shitposters, for they will be called children of the Sperg.

User avatar
mad bum
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 17988
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 11:15 pm
Location: In spoony's rape dungeon

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by mad bum » Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:49 am

Now if he could only shave that grey pube beard he would actually look fairly normal, but that's not what he wants, do you boogie? Those fat guy views are slowly going away.
Image
SpoilerShow
phpBB [video]

User avatar
rabidtictac
Posts: 20326
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:25 pm

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Apr 19, 2019 1:31 am

His teeth look VERY fake.
RAPEMAN wrote:
Mon Aug 03, 2020 9:42 pm
>liberal: ban x
>trump: yeah ban x
>liberal: no bro x is awesome

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Ahrefs [Bot], pibbs and 70 guests