He looks and sounds like he had a minor stroke. As he's talking about getting used to the new teeth, half of his face is kind of shifting around, reminds me of that bug guy from Man in Black.
Either way, he is already faking smiles all the time, so I guess getting actual fake teeth so he can get his Obama smile
isn't that outrageous. I'm still surprised that he did it, since he could've done it looong time ago, but I guess his real teeth has rotten so much that it was kinda necessary for him to continue stuffing his face. Or he thinks it's going to help him attract new thots.
After all, he's too lazy to brush his teeth, the solution is truly sage-like - just buy new teeth. And when Chad refuses to do his laundry (but continues to wipe his ass), just buy new clothes, get them delivered home and donate the old tents and burlap sacks to poor!