Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Whine and Bitch about people long after they become interesting to talk about

How long will he live?

43
165
25%
45
93
14%
47
62
9%
50
114
17%
80, I'm delusional
219
34%
 
Total votes: 653

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Guest » Thu Jan 03, 2019 6:13 am

this fat fuck isn't going anywhere. he has enough paypig dollars for any surgery he needs. he has loads of time left to whinge about his mother and ex-wife. Not even Chris Chan complains about his mother.

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by mad bum » Thu Jan 03, 2019 6:45 am

I went with 50, perfect age for medical problems to start happening.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Poonoo » Thu Jan 03, 2019 7:12 am

I picked 47, the amount of damage he has done over the years will take it's toll on him regardless of his weight loss. And it's not like he is eating healthier anyway, he is eating the same shit but less of it due to his stomach being shrunk, so that won't stop his high cholesterol clogging up the arteries.

Also, he can't exercise since his legs are permanently fucked. Despite being under 400lbs now (I think) he still uses the booger scooter.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by drisko » Thu Jan 03, 2019 8:13 am

Yeah, now that he actually has some progress it looks like 47 is more likely.

Would anyone here consider it in bad taste if I acted smugly proud if he does die at 45?

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Poonoo » Thu Jan 03, 2019 8:27 am

drisko wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 8:13 am
Would anyone here consider it in bad taste if I acted smugly proud if he does die at 45?
He's a legit shit person who abused his wife to make her feed him more and wipe his ass, along with being disgustingly manipulative in general. He constantly lies to people to sympathy bait and in a stealthy way tried to get people to harass his wife for "leaving him for no reason" without overtly telling them along with calling her at fucking 2am on her birthday after he broke up with her. He has no desire to stop being a shit person, and if he dies it is entirely self inflicted.

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>would DHI consider something in bad taste

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by drisko » Thu Jan 03, 2019 8:40 am

Thank you, kind overlord.

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Guest » Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:02 am

I honestly feel that Boogie will be one of those lardtards that live until they’re 60 or some shit. I sincerely hope I’m wrong but I have a feeling that a terrible person who didn’t even deserve to see 30 will live long (for a fat cunt). Life often rewards people that don’t deserve it.

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Angelfire Memes » Thu Jan 03, 2019 1:38 pm

I voted 80 because God is dead and Boogie ate him.

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jan 03, 2019 3:50 pm

He probably won't die until he's lost both legs to complete his transformation into Boogie the Hutt.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Guest » Thu Jan 03, 2019 3:54 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 3:50 pm
He probably won't die until he's lost both legs to complete his transformation into Boogie the Hutt.
So he’ll be strangled to death by the hooker he hired to pose as his girlfriend?

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