Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives
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OnlyLoseMeLegs update. Needless to say, he's rushing for the finish line, leaving Booger and others in the dust. Wanted to see real necrosis? Here you go:
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives
Imagine feeling your feet tingling with pain as your nerve endings are slowly being killed off. Diabetes damages blood flow, and lack of blood flow starves your nerves. At this point, you know you have a problem, but like with most obese/diabetic people, you don't care about improving your diabetes because that means eating less sugar and less red meat.
So you go on with your life, and eventually the tingling and pain in your feet decreases because most of the nerve endings down there are dead. At this point, you should be checking your extremities for signs of inflammation and redness, since that is a precursor to necrosis. But you don't, because you're a fat lazy diabetic and you would rather eat and consume media instead of taking your socks off and inspecting your feet every day. At this point, the redness spreads and gets hotter as your tissue becomes infected, before turning dead and necrotic. Who knows how long it takes before you even notice your flesh flesh is dying.
So you go to the doctor eventually, and thanks to the miracles of modern medicine, get the infected tissue removed. This is a major life-changing event, so you celebrate your successful surgery by eating an entire large pizza and 2 liter of soda.
So you go on with your life, and eventually the tingling and pain in your feet decreases because most of the nerve endings down there are dead. At this point, you should be checking your extremities for signs of inflammation and redness, since that is a precursor to necrosis. But you don't, because you're a fat lazy diabetic and you would rather eat and consume media instead of taking your socks off and inspecting your feet every day. At this point, the redness spreads and gets hotter as your tissue becomes infected, before turning dead and necrotic. Who knows how long it takes before you even notice your flesh flesh is dying.
So you go to the doctor eventually, and thanks to the miracles of modern medicine, get the infected tissue removed. This is a major life-changing event, so you celebrate your successful surgery by eating an entire large pizza and 2 liter of soda.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives
OnlyloseMEleg can't stop, won't stop. Yeah, sometimes the liver stings. But there's a bottle of vodka he has to kill! Fixes everything! Man, that toe did hurt from that gout due to consuming nothing but burgers and hard liquor anyway. Guess what, it'll be gone soon! Hell yeah! Relive your college days, never stop partying! Can't fuck you for the college debt if your dead anyway. WOOOO!
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives
No context. Not needed. Oh hey, his pearl white teeth have finally turned more natural color, all it took was drinking sodas non-stop for few months.
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Picture this being the last thing you see before you die.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives
Got that Doge Funny slasher killer smile
da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:06 amShit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives
This thread gets bumped my immediate reaction is to see if he’s dead.
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SameTheManWithNoPlan wrote: ↑Wed May 27, 2020 4:55 pmThis thread gets bumped my immediate reaction is to see if he’s dead.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives
He's too good at cheating death. Fellow deathfat Chantal on the other hand currently has to deal with a back boil full of rotting puss, which will most likely never heal properly.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives
Fucker has too much money and still has loyal caretakers (at least one) that wipe his ass and keep him in check, making sure he eats all his pills so he can keep stuffing his face.
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