Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Whine and Bitch about people long after they become interesting to talk about

How long will he live?

43
165
25%
45
93
14%
47
62
9%
50
114
17%
80, I'm delusional
219
34%
 
Total votes: 653

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jan 03, 2019 3:57 pm

Either that, or he'll choke on a super-sized chicken wing.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:17 am

I voted 45 and I am still thinking I have good chances to be correct. For as much as I actually want him to die (and would beat him to death with a tire iron if allowed), now that I'm thinking of what he may end up like if he was to reach 60, that doesn't sound like too bad a proposition.
You just know that he'd be fatter than ever before, would still somehow stream and be a much more bitter and much less popular version of Wings. Playing shit he hates, spending more than two thirds of the stream responding to trolls still bringing up his weight re-gain, still crying over his divorce. Yeah, I think I could go for that, actually.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by drisko » Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:15 am

What are the long term effects of living for multiple decades at that weight? I'm sure his brain is going to go thanks to excessive sugar consumption.

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Old Black Man » Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:23 am

Show of hands, which one of you placed that hit on Boogie way back when? Looking at you Kugel.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Credo in Deum » Sat Jan 05, 2019 5:44 pm

Boogie playing himself? :lol:


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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jan 05, 2019 6:25 pm

drisko wrote:
Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:15 am
What are the long term effects of living for multiple decades at that weight? I'm sure his brain is going to go thanks to excessive sugar consumption.
Hard to tell. Hasn't been that long since the power of SCIENCE!!! allowed theses creatures to live for so long.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Bobito » Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:09 pm

Its gonna take a while for this fucker to die, but I bet $10 in a home accident of some sort can free us from butter satan.

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Sat Jan 05, 2019 9:43 pm

He's gotta be overdue for a heartattack or a stroke.

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:10 pm

drisko wrote:
Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:15 am
What are the long term effects of living for multiple decades at that weight? I'm sure his brain is going to go thanks to excessive sugar consumption.
Well, his legs are FUBAR so he'll never be able to walk around for long no matter how much weight he loses. His arteries are also bound to be fucked and a heart attack (didn't he already have one way back when he wasn't notable for us?) is a matter of when, not if.
But who fucking knows. Evil people die hard.
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Show of hands, which one of you placed that hit on Boogie way back when? Looking at you Kugel.
Nah, I'm still trying to hate him to death.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Guest » Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:25 pm

Boogie will get cancer from eating too many microwaved hot pockets.

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