Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Whine and Bitch about people long after they become interesting to talk about

How long will he live?

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165
25%
45
93
14%
47
62
9%
50
114
17%
80, I'm delusional
219
34%
 
Total votes: 653

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Jul 18, 2018 1:32 pm

Angelfire Memes wrote:
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Tbh if Boogie did fall down I completely buy his arm shattered into a billion pieces.
I dunno. He's got a lot of padding. He could probably stop a bullet
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Wed Jul 18, 2018 2:14 pm

That fat will indeed stop a bullet (and just it case it went through, he has no heart and apparently no organs at all, so he really isn't in any risks), but it's not exactly pillows - that's what Boogie would make you believe, in reality it's like getting crushed by something heavy with extremely nasty consistence (I don't know what should I compare rolls of fat with).
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jul 19, 2018 12:00 am

re: Vegan
Boogie was on that super fat vs. super skinny show once. I've watched that show for quite a bit. I've seen several "vegans" and "vegetarians" on that show all on the skinny side. Neither of them had any vegetable or fruit in their diet. Just all sweets and loads of coffee but mostly nothing.
With the state of artificiality of burger sweets, I can totally see him having been on an accidental vegan diet for quite a while. Not that it matters. He could chuck gallons of soy and it would make no difference. He's already maxed out his damage stat and man stat doesn't roll into negative numbers as we can see with transfaggots.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Jul 19, 2018 12:47 am

I think the man stat goes into negative numbers when the doctor checks you for a pussy.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Jul 19, 2018 7:22 am

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I'd love to see him take a swing at someone in real life. Nigga can't even walk still. He can move around a little on camera in his house, but he rides a scootypuff when he goes out.

Also, Boogie loves to shit-talk his parents and people he knows and blame them for everything. But he'll apparently deck you if you talk shit about his parents.

As for whether or not his father deserved to die choking on blood, I have no idea. Boogie deserves to die that way though tbh.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Guest » Thu Jul 19, 2018 7:48 am

Creating Boogie necessitated some form of punishment. Whether it was divine punishment or just some natural overkill is anybody's guess.

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Angelfire Memes » Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:03 am

Well Boogie, if you don't want to get people riled up about your dad, maybe don't publicly say he raped your sister? The idea of Boogie throwing a punch is fantastic, I hope I see it in action one day as it might change what we know about physics.

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:17 am

I totally believe Williams has punched many people that did him wrong (the whole world, except his loving parents), being so ripped and such a stud. And he's brave, so very brave that he would totally do this IRL.

What a pathetic bitch - no matter what, when you decide to be an internet badass, you will always come off as a bigger loser than you were before. Sure, I'm going to punch you on the internet, raaaawr! I'm so intimidating, I made a 5 years old piss themselves once!
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jul 19, 2018 12:21 pm

How drunk was he when he wrote that tweet?
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Guest » Thu Jul 19, 2018 3:08 pm

Seems lucid here
https://clips.twitch.tv/PopularIntellig ... BTacoRight

Some person called him out because he tweeted that his dad had molested his sister and then a couple of days later wished his dead father a happy birthday.

Cue the crocodile tears.

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