Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[mad bum]

Never stop being disgusting, you waste of human flesh.

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[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Swear it looks like he somehow got fatter.

Haven't you heard him talk about how eating makes him happy? He's just bursting with happiness :3

They led to the invention of the IN

Not even close. Watch some "celebrity" news show or take a look at the "old cunt" section at the next magazine shelf next time. Glorifying irrelevant fuckwits has been around for longer than electricity. The internet just lowered the bar even more.

There are entire families of tabloidshit who survive solely on giving you the latest news about people who haven't been relevant for years. Or just their relatives. They'll fill up their pages if there is literally nothing to report, as is the case here whenever they have another article about Michael "The Ferrari Vegetable" Schumacher.

[Some Sick Fuck]

While I wish he got even fatter, it's just the photo and I suppose his circus tent of a shirt. There are two ways to tell he hasn't gained enough weight. First, he's still able to walk around - those who remember him winning the "Trendy gamer Worthless joke of the year" know that he was the only person who couldn't even walk to the stage and that old fart from EA had to walk to him into the audience Second, in the old photos, you can see that he has so much fat around his head that the temples of his glasses were pushing it down - he's not there yet.

[Kugelfisch]

he's not there yet.

Yet being the operational word here. He's bloatmaxing his way back to the top of the junkfood chain.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Second, in the old photos, you can see that he has so much fat around his head that the temples of his glasses were pushing it down - he's not there yet.

Not to mention the arms. Though it is possible that his fat distribution is different this time around. Who knows what logic the human body follows if it has too much fat to distribute.
Right now, he's a bit like PUR in that his fat is stored in places that are easy to hide in MySpace angles.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Here is the most recent one. Notice how much mess in this cholesterol lair of his, random junk just lying around.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Crash Bandicoot over there has the proper reaction.

[mad bum]

How stunning and brave to gain nearly all the weight back that he lost.

[Proboards Support]

Is that a half ate baby on his desk?

[rabidtictac]

Here is the most recent one. Notice how much mess in this cholesterol lair of his, random junk just lying around.

It's all just junk.