Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

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How long will he live?

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93
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47
62
9%
50
114
17%
80, I'm delusional
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34%
 
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:06 pm

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What I always wonder is if people in Burgerland are really as fat as statistics claim like 7 out of 10 people on the street you see are fat or whatever fancy statistic you come across. When I see random burger YouTubers it's not even half that.
It comes down to lies, damn lies and statistics.

First, there are the "technically fat" or "technically obese" groups. Even if you remove those, every person with more than x amount of body fat is still fat, though obviously not Amberlynn-tier.

Most burgerfats are fat, but not mobility-impaired. Think the typical homer simpson beer gut type, or the woman who had a few too many kids and now she looks kind of busted fat.

But when folks think of "fat american," they imagine the wal-mart scooteypuff brigade. Those people exist but they're not as numerous as you might think, except in certain particular parts of the country that have a lot of both poverty and obesity.

You have to also consider self-selecting groups, like youtubers who choose to show their faces. It's unlikely a high percentage of those will look like Boogie2988. I mean, even soygon put off showing his face and got laughed at for being a spurdo, but he wasn't a massive landwhale. Spergegon has a typical burger body type. Mundanefatt as well. Neither need mobility scooters, except maybe if they want to haul around their massive fucking egos.

For as fat as Ameriga is, a lot of other countries are either catching up or passing us now. Better check your country's statistics because you might be surprised.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Guest » Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:12 pm

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I had no idea Todd is tiny
How can you even live?

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Rushy » Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:27 pm

Who the fuck is Todd
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:23 pm

Todd Howard, he's the king
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Poonoo » Sat Jun 15, 2019 12:43 am

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Who the fuck is Todd
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jun 15, 2019 2:05 am

Rushy wrote:
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Who the fuck is Todd
The guy in charge of The Elder Scrolls since Redguard.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jun 15, 2019 2:11 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:06 pm
For as fat as Ameriga is, a lot of other countries are either catching up or passing us now. Better check your country's statistics because you might be surprised.
Don't kid yourself. Nobody's passing burgerland in the hamplanet olympics any time soon. Just the fact that you even have those mobility scooter fats, and plenty of them, puts you miles ahead of the competition. I've never seen one in my entire life here.
Granted, we're not even in the European top ten but then again no other first world nation is. The UK wouldn't be in it if it wasn't for Scotland.

Edit: Gotta love how the Anglo fake news site puts Israel as a European nation. As if Turkey wasn't enough of a stretch with only half of Istanbul being in Europe.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:10 am

They're allowed to participate in the Eurovision Song Contest, so they must count!
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:55 am

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Edit: Gotta love how the Anglo fake news site puts Israel as a European nation. As if Turkey wasn't enough of a stretch with only half of Istanbul being in Europe.
I guess they figured that Israel, being in the Eurovision song contest, counts as Europe. Never mind that Eurovision's definition of 'Europe' is becoming increasingly broad what with their inclusion of Australia among other countries.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jun 15, 2019 10:16 am

I guess with Australia, you could argue that it's just a British colony :lol:
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