Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

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How long will he live?

43
165
25%
45
93
14%
47
62
9%
50
114
17%
80, I'm delusional
219
34%
 
Total votes: 653

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Re: Boogie: The Fats of our Lives

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Mar 23, 2018 9:05 am

I always forget Boogie lives with a fat cuckslave. So Dez leaving didn't really affect him.
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Re: Boogie: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:53 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Fri Mar 23, 2018 9:05 am
I always forget Boogie lives with a fat cuckslave. So Dez leaving didn't really affect him.
That sounds gay as fuck. Are there pictures of his slave?
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Re: Boogie: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Guest » Fri Mar 23, 2018 2:14 pm

Bogger is himself a slave and a cuck to the creators of Mountain Dew.

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Re: Boogie: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Fri Mar 23, 2018 2:30 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:53 pm
rabidtictac wrote:
Fri Mar 23, 2018 9:05 am
I always forget Boogie lives with a fat cuckslave. So Dez leaving didn't really affect him.
That sounds gay as fuck. Are there pictures of his slave?
I don't believe so.

His roommate is supposedly very reclusive and has never been in a video.

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Re: Boogie: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Fri Mar 23, 2018 3:56 pm

Slave is supposedly almost as fat as Booger, and must be dumber than his wife when even she has fucked off and he's still staying. Or he's the most desperate man on the planet.

Very little is known about that thing, but I doubt he has a job. But if I had to choose between being homeless and wiping Booger's ass, I would rather freeze to death with pleasure.
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Re: Boogie: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Mar 23, 2018 3:57 pm

He likely figured it's an easy way to make money. Fat guys aren't easily employable.
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Re: Boogie: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Fri Mar 23, 2018 4:00 pm

I highly doubt Boogie is letting him crashing (or crushing) his sofa for free and he sure as shit isn't paying him for being his caretaker. I'm sure Boogie sees him just as a good friend and repays him in a daily dose of psychological terror, because he cares so much, just like the best friends do.
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Re: Boogie: The Fats of our Lives

Post by sanicvr00m » Fri Mar 23, 2018 5:01 pm

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His dog wasn't leashed?
You're forgetting Boogie's mass is so large he has his own gravitational pull. That dog wasn't going anywhere.
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Re: Boogie: The Fats of our Lives

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Mar 23, 2018 6:19 pm

There's also the possibility that Sammy gets a bit too close to a bigger, more unfriendly dog.
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What do you expect from someone so utterly irresponsible like Booger? He would probably say something like: "Sammy the retard chokes on leash, so I won't allow it, he could kill himself!" He wouldn't admit that he is too lazy to use the leash.
You can get some harnesses for your leash. No choking danger, and I'd say it's especially useful for small dogs like Boogie's because they tend to have an easier time wriggling themselves out of a collar.
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Re: Boogie: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Fri Mar 23, 2018 6:32 pm

Well, who is going to give Sammy the harness? What if the slave isn't around? You expect Boogie to do that?
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