Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

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rabidtictac
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:02 pm

Usually when a leg growth gets worse, it means they're gaining weight.

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by mad bum » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:09 pm

Maybe he's just gaining weight so his popularity will come back.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Pepsi Man » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:28 pm

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Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:59 pm
If you look back at old photos where you can see his legs his... left?... leg has a weird growth on it that's only gotten worse over the years.
Isn't that just the switch in his pocket?
It's been there since before the Switch came out. Also you'd be an idiot to think his fat fingers could play a switch using the joycons.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jun 13, 2019 5:30 pm

Don't worry about him. Judging by the speed his lower body* has gained weight, he won't have to deal with those legs for too long.

*) Srsly did the Burger food industry switch up some chemicals recently that cause the human body to deposit fat feet first, or what's going on here?
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Isn't that just the switch in his pocket?
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Jun 13, 2019 7:37 pm

Deathfat bodies are weird. When the body runs out of places to store fat, it starts storing it just wherever. So you see massive fat deposits in the forehead, neck, around the ears, FINGERS, and elephantine legs that swell with fluids and fat.

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Guest » Thu Jun 13, 2019 7:41 pm

I'd tap that. It'd be like bouncing on a trampoline :lol:

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Thu Jun 13, 2019 9:09 pm

Those fat cunts die yet? I know at one point one of them was crowdfunding for their own casket.

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jun 13, 2019 9:18 pm

Can you still call it a casket, if it has probably the size of a mausoleom?
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Deathfat bodies are weird. When the body runs out of places to store fat, it starts storing it just wherever. So you see massive fat deposits in the forehead, neck, around the ears, FINGERS, and elephantine legs that swell with fluids and fat.
It's just that people like him and Holly start getting fat in very convenient, MySpace-angle-friendly places.

(And I think those two super landwhales seem to be more evenly fat. Or at least so fat that their body has literally run out of good place to deposit it. Boogie on the other hand still has his arms, neck and stuff.)
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Jun 13, 2019 9:20 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Thu Jun 13, 2019 9:09 pm
Those fat cunts die yet? I know at one point one of them was crowdfunding for their own casket.
I think one of them faked their own deaths and just pocketed the fucking money. I'm not kidding. They're both still alive.

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Guest » Thu Jun 13, 2019 10:05 pm

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Sat Jun 08, 2019 11:33 pm
Dude we give boogie a ton of shit, but he doesn't look bad in that photo and almost looks normal. We gotta hold that L on this one. Granted the real lesson here is money can do anything.
You keep spouting that meme but Boogie is completely fucked on more than just one level. These people are mentally absolutely destroyed as we seen with John Bain moderating his own Reddit with another persona while dying. There was no redemption arc not even at death's door lol.

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