DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Oct 18, 2020 11:53 am

He won his numerous SF tournaments by channeling his dark hado.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Salmonella » Sun Oct 18, 2020 2:12 pm

He wears the cowboy hat because he's an asshole and cowboy hats are asshole magnets.

He called himself Darksyde because he was an edgy faggot trying to be cool.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Angelfire Memes » Sun Oct 18, 2020 4:02 pm

The lore on the hat is that he bought it while away at some con or something, when he was making fuck you money without having to beg for it. He basically bought it as a joke because he was making so much money he could drop $100-200 on a hat without even missing it. He wore it to an Ask the King stream and people "liked" it so much (aka paid him money and gave him views) to see it, so he kept wearing it. Basically it was just like the vest shit. Time is a flat circle with DSP.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by mad bum » Sun Oct 18, 2020 11:21 pm

Salmonella wrote:
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He wears the cowboy hat because he's an asshole and cowboy hats are asshole magnets.
Apologize.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Oct 18, 2020 11:53 pm

>speedrunner
Transition when?
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Oct 19, 2020 12:48 am

The hat is a genuine stetson for rich assholes with more money than sense. When he wears the hat with his glasses and vest, he's only lacking a clown nose to find work at rodeos.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by mad bum » Mon Oct 19, 2020 4:24 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
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>speedrunner
Transition when?
Soon maybe, he has he/him on his twitter so far.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Newhalf » Mon Oct 19, 2020 6:27 am

Oh dear this guy is weird, probably on the spectrum in some way.
It's a trap!

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:42 am

Well, I happen to know his story. Basically, since speedrunning is a mind-numbing and repetitive affair he started to call tricks by stupid names and dressed up like an idiot and it stuck. I don't begrudge him doing that as otherwise one seems likely to go crazy like start claiming to be transsexual so him ending up having a moustache and wearing a cowboy hat is a fairly mild outcome.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guest » Tue Oct 20, 2020 9:23 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Mon Oct 12, 2020 9:48 pm
Despite making 150k per year, he never sends any of it to his parents, family or friends. He never looked at his bank account after a particularly profitable begging streak and thought to himself, "I should send John and Howard a few thousand each and apologize to them for letting money come between us." What's a few thousand to DSP anyway? A few sweaty man jpgs?
Why would give John and Howard money? He gave them the YT success they wanted and they stabbed him in the back over petty jealousies. He owes them nothing. THEY owe HIM an apology.

And you can laugh about his WWE account, but do you have a max-star 1983 Hulk Hogan in jean shorts? No? Then shut the fuck up bitch. Don't ever step up to a real man again.

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