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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 8:16 pm
by Newhalf
Aww so there is a DSP thread.
I liked the thought that he had fallen into obscurity so much now that he wouldn't even be considered an IN anymore.

He just never does anything anymore. Just the same old same old begging routine.
Vest streak? Phh. Boooring.

Wake me if they ever find his horse wife again I guess..

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 8:58 pm
by Angelfire Memes
I subscribe to the theory that says he snorts because he has some deeply rooted psychological hangups about blowing his nose. He's mentioned how disgusting he finds it and has said it takes him a long time to do (somehow). So he just snorts it back there. He can stop when he needs to, like at his bankruptcy hearing.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 10:30 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
It's probably some tic he cultivated, like how he also tends to ever-so-slightly rock back and forth.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 12:37 am
by Salmonella
6 Months ago we all thought he was going to get his ass gaped by the IRS. Now he's most likely making more money than ever. Phil is unstoppable.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 3:37 am
by rabidtictac
He's been very boring lately. The new vest streak failing could provoke some salt, since it's probable he's increased his spending to match his increased income. You might ask how, but it's DSP and he always finds a way to conSOOM more.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:28 am
by Newhalf
Did the kiwi doods ever figure out if the alleged spending of thousands of dorra on mobile apps was actually happening..

It seemed a lot more plausible than him and the escort, for whatever that's worth.

After the bankruptcy disaster I think a lot of his "trolls" walked away, and they are about the only gimmick that makes him relevant, plus scapegoats for his narrative, so losing them might hurt him more than any of their stupid gayops ever has.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 9:40 am
by mad bum
DSP will always have autists who document everything he does. People like wings or ltg tend to fade away but DSP is eternal.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 4:14 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Newhalf wrote:
Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:28 am
Did the kiwi doods ever figure out if the alleged spending of thousands of dorra on mobile apps was actually happening..
I'm pretty sure they've got enough proof, comparing stuff like the alleged account's activity (which fits neatly into DSP's "schedule") and noticing that the account's ranking is heavily tied towards how much DSP managed to earn recently.
DSP also made suspicious excuses by "accidentally" ""confusing"" the game with an older wrestling game he has already stopped playing.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 8:03 pm
by rabidtictac
His amazing new reveal was he's sitting his fat ass on a chair instead of a broken love seat. And if you pay him $100, he spins around in the chair like a literal sped.
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Sep 09, 2020 4:14 pm
Newhalf wrote:
Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:28 am
Did the kiwi doods ever figure out if the alleged spending of thousands of dorra on mobile apps was actually happening..
I'm pretty sure they've got enough proof, comparing stuff like the alleged account's activity (which fits neatly into DSP's "schedule") and noticing that the account's ranking is heavily tied towards how much DSP managed to earn recently.
DSP also made suspicious excuses by "accidentally" ""confusing"" the game with an older wrestling game he has already stopped playing.
There were also dischord ID numbers that matched up and the fact the not-dsp account was able to get scopely to change his name even though such a thing was supposed to be impossible. It answers the question, too, of how a lone manchild and a horse were able to spend 120+k per year with no dependents.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 1:40 am
by Some Sick Fuck
rabidtictac wrote:
Wed Sep 09, 2020 8:03 pm
His amazing new reveal was he's sitting his fat ass on a chair instead of a broken love seat. And if you pay him $100, he spins around in the chair like a literal sped.
Tell me that's actualy a thing :lol:

What a great value! Wiping your ass with that amount of money would literally give you better fucking value, because at the very fucking least, you would be using that money to do something that benefits you....