DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Whine and Bitch about people long after they become interesting to talk about
User avatar
Guest

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guest » Sun May 17, 2020 8:23 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 6:52 pm
That second sentence is a bit on the long side, isn't it?
That's the kind of book smarts a valedictorian has, dood.

It's just word salad because Phil has no idea how a normal conversation goes in real life.

User avatar
Kugelfisch
Eternal Shitposter
Posts: 27423
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:36 pm

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun May 17, 2020 8:47 am

Guest wrote:
Sun May 17, 2020 8:23 am
It's just word salad because Phil has no idea how a normal conversation goes in real life.
I mean, when was the last time he's talked to a normal person IRL? Or let's say somebody with average to above average IQ. Certainly not since he moved to Washington. His daughter was a retard and his horse likely never had a regular conversation with any person ever.
SpoilerShow
Image
Psalm 137:9

User avatar
rabidtictac
Posts: 13358
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:25 pm

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Sun May 17, 2020 8:54 am

Horse seems mentally fucked, tbh. The panda was young and had panic attacks but she still had a stronger personality than khet. I don't even know what the fuck khet and dsp talk about. It must be the most uncomfortable interaction you've ever seen between two autists.

You know that part of Pulp Fiction where the bitch talks about two people sharing a silence? Yeah, that's how I know DSP and khet have a fucked marriage. She looks completely disgusted and visibly horrified whenever she's interacting with him. Her body language is like that of a rape victim. I bet they've never shared a comfortable silence.
Guest wrote:
Thu Jul 25, 2019 1:18 am
I know somebody is in the right and telling the truth when they block me when I start asking questions.

User avatar
VoiceOfReasonPast
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 22399
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:33 pm

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun May 17, 2020 9:08 am

They can't share silence for any length of time because Phil keeps snorting.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
-Yours Truly

Cucked in the name of Soy, Ye not complicit.

User avatar
Guest

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guest » Sun May 17, 2020 9:11 am

Phil has no concept of normal conversation.

"What's your favorite band?"

"I dunno, I listen to video game soundtracks with muh wife and my son Jasper."

I would say Khet left him long ago but he still plays the Animal Crossing game with the island she obviously built.

User avatar
Kugelfisch
Eternal Shitposter
Posts: 27423
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:36 pm

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun May 17, 2020 8:17 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Sun May 17, 2020 8:54 am
The panda was young and had panic attacks but she still had a stronger personality than khet.
The panic attacks were likely just her realizing her situation.
SpoilerShow
Image
Psalm 137:9

Salmonella
Posts: 194
Joined: Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:09 am

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Salmonella » Wed May 20, 2020 2:09 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun May 17, 2020 8:17 pm
rabidtictac wrote:
Sun May 17, 2020 8:54 am
The panda was young and had panic attacks but she still had a stronger personality than khet.
The panic attacks were likely just her realizing her situation.

Imagine waking up one day to realize you moved 3000 miles from home to live with Phil Burnell who sits and plays video games all day while he makes you get a wage slave job. It's a miracle she didn't commit sudoku.

User avatar
VoiceOfReasonPast
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 22399
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:33 pm

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed May 20, 2020 3:18 pm

I Live With DSP, and I Must Live.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
-Yours Truly

Cucked in the name of Soy, Ye not complicit.

User avatar
Some Sick Fuck
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 3754
Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2017 7:10 am

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Wed May 20, 2020 6:09 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Sun May 17, 2020 8:54 am
The panda was young and had panic attacks but she still had a stronger personality than khet.
It's hard to go any lower than Khet, who comes off as a person high on horse tranquilizers. No wonder even Panda the 2 digit IQ ricecake can beat her when it comes to "personality", because if you have nothing to offer, you can hardly compete even if the competition offers literal shit on a plate.
Image

User avatar
Guest

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guest » Thu May 21, 2020 7:19 am

Chad Phil Burnell has only had two relationships in his entire life.

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: BenComicGraphics, Google [Bot], TheManWithNoPlan and 13 guests