DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jun 23, 2019 7:25 am

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(joking aside, he is getting his shit kicked in by the game way more than any souls game ever have)
I can actually see that happening. In Dork Souls he could always grind his character into some ridiculous tank build and then just wail on enemies, hoping they would die first. In CTC, if I'm not mistaken, all he has are the character selection and his own skills.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Jun 23, 2019 8:07 am

Stream chat also can't play the game for him because there's nothing to say. The only advice you can give is to get gud.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guest » Sun Jun 23, 2019 11:36 am

Best thing about the entire stream, he finally defeats Pinstrippe at his fucking 58th attempt and gets a trophy that its literally called "Why dont you get a job"... it was beautiful.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jun 23, 2019 11:54 am

Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guest » Sun Jun 23, 2019 4:39 pm

Guest wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 11:36 am
Best thing about the entire stream, he finally defeats Pinstrippe at his fucking 58th attempt and gets a trophy that its literally called "Why dont you get a job"... it was beautiful.
Forgot to add, even better, he got baited into checking it on the trophy list! XD

Im waiting until he has to face the last boss... that mofo is going to break him. And God help him if he decides to go for relics, CTR coins or arena collections.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Jun 24, 2019 4:54 am

He was close to a ragequit. He won't go for any collectibles or extra stuff. He'll fight the final boss and do a couple of online matches and then chuck the game into a wastebin with a furious SNORT!!!!

$40 spent for 3 streams. Would have been 2 except Pinstripe kicked his ass for two fucking hours.

DSP is so fucking retarded. Even if he only wants to play ps4 games, he could just set aside $60 or so every month and use that to buy games on flash sales and psn sales. Then play those. He'd end up with way more random shit in his library and his operation costs would go wayyyyy the fuck down.

Plenty of let's players buy games months in advance with the plan to play them down the line. It's good to have a stockpile of stuff to play when that's your fucking job. Chaining himself to new releases is pointless. He gets as many whales when he plays final fantasy 9 as he does playing mortal kombgout 11. And whales are all he cares about. He could play any old bullshit. He can't even pull the "hype" meme out, because "hype" new games don't necessarily translate to a good game for him to play. People would be way more hype to see him play a hard survival horror game than 100 hours of Trumpet Quest 11. he's gonna play that new Yakuza game, Judgement, and that's gonna be a fucking sleeper, for sure. Won't be surprised if old man dave literally dozes off mid-stream.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by mad bum » Mon Jun 24, 2019 5:05 am

DSP's philosophy is thinking that some innocent paypig will be scrolling through the hot new game that he happens to be playing and find him and be so enamored with Dave that he will give him hundreds of dollars.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jun 24, 2019 5:06 am

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 24, 2019 4:02 pm

mad bum wrote:
Mon Jun 24, 2019 5:05 am
DSP's philosophy is thinking that some innocent paypig will be scrolling through the hot new game that he happens to be playing and find him and be so enamored with Dave that he will give him hundreds of dollars.
His recipe for success is to not listen to reason and to everything the DSP ways.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guest » Sun Jun 30, 2019 3:28 am

She sounds like DSP :lol: I won that tournament guys!

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