DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:00 pm

>Confusing story in a Findom Cucks game

When did Dave become Sherlock 2.0?
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by mad bum » Fri Feb 08, 2019 12:45 am

He's probably not wrong with the score though.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guest » Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:42 pm

He played DQXI on easy mode and on top of that Kingdom Hearts is not turn based. Way to make a comparison.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:57 pm

DSP kicked from CoD for team killing. Then lies about it.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Angelfire Memes » Sat Feb 09, 2019 3:17 pm

I love the brief pause after he realises what's happened - you can see the hamster wheel turning in his head as he tries to work out a good excuse. It's another sign he's extra delusional lately. Someone asked him recently if he could swim (he can't) and instead of just saying no like a normal person he sperged out about how he could totally "work it out" if he wanted to, and it would be easy because usually people just panic in the water and he'd stay calm. I get the impression he's extra isolated lately because Kat isn't spending any time with him and he's just going slowly insane.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guest » Sat Feb 09, 2019 3:32 pm

What a dumb game lol. Turn FF off if you don't want teamkills.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rpgworm » Sat Feb 09, 2019 3:48 pm

Why does he need a excuse for that. When he gets his ass beaten or get killed, I get why he whines and cries about lag and shit, I mean, it's pathetic, but it's what he does.

But this one was clearly an accident, one that can haapen quite often a team player get in front of your fire. Why din't he laugh it off, called the guy a dumbass or something of the shorts, yet he had to do this whole "oh, lag, and delay, and you see I was already dead" and shit when it was obvious what just happened.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by mad bum » Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:01 pm

Dunno why Phil is playing hardcore mode where you can die in 1 shot.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:08 pm

mad bum wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:01 pm
Dunno why Phil is playing hardcore mode where you can die in 1 shot.
He dies just as fast in normal mode, and hardcore mode lets him spam his SMG across the entire map with a massive magazine and get easy kills.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:30 pm

rpgworm wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 3:48 pm
But this one was clearly an accident, one that can haapen quite often a team player get in front of your fire. Why din't he laugh it off, called the guy a dumbass or something of the shorts, yet he had to do this whole "oh, lag, and delay, and you see I was already dead" and shit when it was obvious what just happened.
I think he spent so many years following his usual "Bad thing happens in game -> not my fault -> stupid input lag" routine that it has become an instinctive reflex. I almost wonder if he'd pull this IRL.

And the best part is that he does this to protect his image of an elite gamer. Which nobody but himself believes.
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