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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:58 pm
by Guest
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:52 pm
Proboards Support wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:41 pm
My head cannon is that he owes a shit load to the mafia.
They'd have broken his legs by now.
If they go the yakuza route and chop off his thumbs, he'll have an excuse for being so shitty at video games.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:39 pm
by Angelfire Memes
Drastic measures = streaming for a little longer than normal for 1 day, probably with like 6 hours of extended breaks in there on top. Remember DSP counts mundane shit like showering and eating as "work", so he already thinks he works like 10 hour days.

I believe that DSP believes he's broke. Really, he has 2 homes, a brand new car, a ton of luxury items, high-speed internet (2 lines, actually), and a shitton of blu rays. He can't sustain that lifestyle any more, and to him it seems like the sky is falling but he isn't broke by any stretch of the imagination.

Imagine sitting and watching DSP for 16 hours though. Oof.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:12 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Yet again, the constant donations have caused him to required even more donations! At least this time, it's really serious. Or something.
rabidtictac wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:22 pm
He let slip recently that one of his payments is for a personal loan. In the past, he had called it "business loans." Now it comes out he has all these personal loans. I'm guessing he never got any business loans at all and they were all personal loans. He's mismanaged his money so badly that I wonder if any amount of cuck bucks would bail him out.
This isn't too surprising considering his answer to whether or not this whole DSP thing is a "business" fluctuates constantly.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:32 pm
by Deckard
Angelfire Memes wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:39 pm
Drastic measures = streaming for a little longer than normal for 1 day, probably with like 6 hours of extended breaks in there on top. Remember DSP counts mundane shit like showering and eating as "work", so he already thinks he works like 10 hour days.

I believe that DSP believes he's broke. Really, he has 2 homes, a brand new car, a ton of luxury items, high-speed internet (2 lines, actually), and a shitton of blu rays. He can't sustain that lifestyle any more, and to him it seems like the sky is falling but he isn't broke by any stretch of the imagination.

Imagine sitting and watching DSP for 16 hours though. Oof.
That's the thing though, if you're consistently spending more money than you earn, you ARE fucking broke. It doesn't matter how much nice shit you buy with other people's money, eventually it'll all get repo'd.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:50 pm
by Angelfire Memes
Deckard wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:32 pm

That's the thing though, if you're consistently spending more money than you earn, you ARE fucking broke. It doesn't matter how much nice shit you buy with other people's money, eventually it'll all get repo'd.
I agree to a point, however DSP could unfuck his shit tomorrow if he really wanted to. Sell his second home, sell his giant fucking house and go live in a modest house in a suburb somewhere. Sell your brand new car which probably has like 500 miles on it if that and buy a half-decent used Ford Fiesta or something. Sell his gay statues under an anonymous ebay account, get rid of all those premium streaming services, etc. He's got tons of assets to sell. But he won't do that, because to him, that's as bad as being legitimately broke.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:07 pm
by da PAC Nigguh
DSP actually pays for porn. That should tell you how fucking retarded he is with money.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:46 pm
by mad bum
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:52 pm
They'd have broken his legs by now.
I mean, have you ever seen him walk before?

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:07 am
by rabidtictac
He waddles like an 80 year old man and he rocks back and forth like an autistic. I have to assume it's neurological with him because I don't know anyone with back pain who rocks as much as this pig does. He rocks like a fucking metronome.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:19 am
by Guest
It's absolutely neurological. He's had ten years of self-imposed solitary confinement.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:27 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Maybe all of his lies and bullshit manifest themselves as tics.