DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:59 pm

Also the reason why they fill their entire house with nerd tat and always own every new console. It's not always just shilling.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Angelfire Memes » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:16 pm

mad bum wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:38 pm
I feel like I'm missing something and being an internet nobody pays more than I thought if DSP of all people casually pulls in 9k in one month.
He has like 50,000 videos on his channel which all have multiple ads on them. The money he's earning now is banked from when he was still with Curse I believe.

Also he pretty much has at least one REEEmergency stream a month where he goes maximum overbeg which still amazingly seems to pull in the big money. Plus Patreon and his daily begging antics.

I have no idea how he spends it all, but if anyone can make $9k a month and somehow end up overdrawn, it's DSP.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:24 am

DSP has been real fucking toxic on streams lately. Seems super pissed off about everything. I tuned into his stream for 2 minutes and he's running from other players in H1Z1 and banning his paypigs while REEEing furiously about "negative stream chatters."

I dunno what's going on with piggy but I'd believe him if he said he's about to lose his house lmao. Not sure how he manages it with six figure income but he is terrible at managing his money.

Probably the most likely way he's fucking himself financially is he rolled over his quarterly federal taxes TWICE.
Kiwi: He's also back to pushing tipping hard. Wonder if that has anything to do with the upcoming quarterly tax payment on September 15th?
That's what I'm thinking too, Kiwi whose quote I stole. He's coming up on quarterly payment 3 and he's rolled over the first 2.

He can keep rolling these over until end of the year, from what I hear, but he'll get FUCKED if he goes into next year and can't pay.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Angelfire Memes » Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:12 am

I think he might be pissed off at learning his new CPM. I think the Kiwis had him at around $2 CPM with Curse, who knows what it'll be now. Also there's none of the normie casual trash games coming out that he's convinced will save his business. We Happy Few and Dead Cells are hype meme releases but Dave's so disconnected from gaming he won't even know what they are.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:49 pm

He CAN pay his taxes on time. But chooses NOT TO because he's a master businessman with a business degree from a prestigious university, and he knows that the gubmint will take forever to take action against him, while the other debtors will be much more expedite; also, he can use the (large) amount of money he has left after paying the bare minimum to spend on expensive, useless shit and greasy food.

I hope he's trusting 100% the Khet on this and using her name to store his ill goten gains. Because that would mean she's literally just waiting for the piggy to get fatter and fatter before going for the homerun.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Angelfire Memes » Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:19 am

DSP is boring, his shill stream was boring, there was some minor drama where the game devs tried to nope the fuck out and get it pulled but by that point it was too late. The only comment of note was his comment about how his Street Fighter 4 gameplay sold the game an extra 50,000 copies. :lol:
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by mad bum » Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:39 pm

Nice to see Phil being Phil, for a second I thought he would play something because he might enjoy it.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Angelfire Memes » Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:31 pm

Sidella flipped his lid in chat again, gets banned, DSP unbans him lel.
kiwi mane wrote: didn't managed to cap anything but he was going nuts.

• aretha franklin died and dsp thought it was appropriate to tweet about it.
• his chat started talking about her death, to which jubbity @ sidella saying too bad he didn't die instead lmao. :story:
• sidella went off the handle "SHUT @ TROLL" "I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT AND TASSSTED HER PERIOD"
• they go back and forth with mods and members alike BEGGING sidella to shut up
• he gets a 24 hour time out but moments later he begs phil (on twitter?) and phil UNTIMES HIM
• "maybe he's going through some issues so hopefully he's cooled off"
• a member says why is sidella back? he wished murder on someone and is racist. they got banned instead.

A LAWLESS LAND.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:40 pm

DSP chat. Where you get to power trip and flip your shit if only you donate enough to the Gout Lord.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:10 pm

Twitch chat in general - a place where you can pay some random asshole so you can feel superiour to other utter losers. Can life be any simplier? You don't need anything else.
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