DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Angelfire Memes » Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:15 pm

I’m actually surprised he hasn’t got himself a PS4 pro and just given her his old PS4. Maybe he has, and he’s just masking the truth again. I guess even DSP isn’t that brazen to admit buying himself a PS4 pro while MUH billth meme is going on.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:29 pm

Could be. "Kat got a PS4 Pro because her old one was broken" sounds a lot better than "I bought a PS4 Pro for myself right before begging you guys for billth money at the end of the month."

It sounds like such a DSP move that the only way I could see it happening another way is if DSP is planning to buy himself a PS4 Pro and 4k TV after begging bill money this month.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:08 pm

DSP is the king of doublethink.

He is Murrica's SSF2T player numero uno. He sucks at everything.
He has a succesful business and legacy. He is irrelevant.
He gives himself and his waifu expensive gifts. He doesn't have any money.
He could've opened up an Italian restaurant. He can't cook.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Feb 23, 2018 6:45 pm

That fucking "#1 Super Turbo player in the USA" shit has always been pathetic. You don't get to call yourself world champion in anything when you've lost the title and you certainly don't get to make a dozen exceptions to call yourself #1 anything.
He placed #4, the place also known as "fucking nothing", at EVO over a decade ago in a fucked version of Super Turbo that was boycotted by all the strong opponents of the time. He didn't play that version or even the game in general for ages and certainly isn't good anymore.
But he won't ever get over that. That was his prime. He was a hated dipshit even then but he at least could put up some proof of not being total shit. Now he is afraid to even enter a building with a fighting tournament going on.
Fucking Low Tier God may still have the taste of Viscant's dick in his mouth but at least he had the balls to show up and prove himself. He also doesn't suck as bad as DSP. Worthless specimen. GTAB!
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:12 pm

LTG is also better at fightan games that DSP. Much better. He was scrub-tier rather than trash-tier.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Angelfire Memes » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:29 pm

I dunno. I mean of all the things you can say about DSP I do believe he pisses in the toilet most of the time, and not just in jugs that he leaves lying around the house.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:50 pm

Angelfire Memes wrote:
Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:29 pm
I dunno. I mean of all the things you can say about DSP I do believe he pisses in the toilet most of the time, and not just in jugs that he leaves lying around the house.
How sure are you about that? We're talking about a dude that jerks off in front of his stream set-up. Regularly.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guest » Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:05 pm

If Phil had piss jugs I'm sure we'd know by now.
How much water does Fill drink, in between all the alcohol and mountain dew? That piss gotta be reddish orange by now.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:10 pm

He's probably perpetually dehydrated when you consider all the salty drinks + the massive gin binges at night.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guest » Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:14 pm

What would a PS4 Pro have that Phil "needs" above an actual PS4?

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