DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Kugelfisch]

I don't want him to go away. He's my favourite IN if only because he's not a ragecow and keeps delivering. That said, it's time for a new proper saga. I think everyone wants to see him finally truly getting fucked for not paying taxes instead of pretending it's five minutes to midnight for four more years. The bubble needs to pop at some point because currently he's at his least entertaining in years with nothing but the same shitty complaints for about two years now.

Over here, we also have picky machines. They need a confirmation scan, and fucking the bottle up can make that a bit tricky to accomplish.

Glass bottles for beer and water get refilled. Beer bottles have 8 cents on them, everything else has 15 cents on them.
Plastic bottles that get refilled also have 15 cents on them. Any plastic bottle and cans that get shredded are at 25 cents unless they contain juice or dairy products.
Booze, wine and glass juice bottles get you nothing and land in the glass container.

It's not something you just get for recycling, you pay that shit upfront and get it back. So any shitty thin plastic bottle you toss into the trash costs you 25 cents.

[rabidtictac]

This welcometothedabsyde guy is pretty funny.

[MegaNigger]

Where can I donate to his Patreon?

[Keith Chegwin]

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The last one in particular cracked me up

[Some Sick Fuck]

Love them stronk noodle arms dood.

[Angelfire Memes]

"Stealing is illegal by the way" - tip top kek there.

[Guest]

Kat Exodus Saga will be long before the Apartment Saga, but directly acer the Tax Saga. I have for told it.

When does he do his third "accidental" masturbation on stream?

[Angelfire Memes]

That new whale has donated almost 1000 subs (including Tier 3 subs) to our boy Dark, despite never having said a word in his chat. He's at over 1400 subs now. How does he keep finding new whales? And why is there never more than one at a time? BSV, Swagginz, Tut, and now this guy. It's so weird.

[rabidtictac]

I find it very suspicious this guy has never said a word in dsp's chat. He throws money at him but does nothing else. It really seems like credit card fraud to me. He has a history posting on old dsp youtube videos but it's hard to say what that means. He could be a whale with a lot of money or he could be a dsp cuck with stolen credit cards.

[Some Sick Fuck]

How does he keep finding new whales?

I'm asking the same question - this is getting ridiculous. Any time a whalepig appears, they shower Phil with money, then he eventually causes them to fuck off because he hurts their feelings, since they are retarded monkeys that somehow admire him to begin with, and by some miracle, soon afterwards a new whale appears. If I didn't think Phil is dumber than pigs and roaches combined, I would say that he must be orchestrating this for some fucked up reason, or that there is some really dedicated, wealthy and massively autistic troll that switches personas. But I'm going to need bigger tinfoil hat to start believing that...

From time to time I watch VODs from other streamers as a background noise, they have their whales, but I have never seen anyone gifting that many subs as once. Maybe it's more common and Phil is just getting lucky all the time - that's just about the only thing consistent about his life, he always seems to have miracles happen to him, when he should be homeless long time ago.