DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Weird thing is, I don't see a lot of people talking about DSP period... , he still has hi pigs and trolls, but there is nothing to talk, and overall everybody is just losing interest on the guy.

People used to follow him to see what new kind of stupid shit he'd pull, but then they lost interest because he's stuck in the "I need money now!"-saga, with no signs of stopping.

[Guest]

DSP's idea to start doing "chill streams" is completely idiotic, and the pathetic tips he gets playing Minecraft, COD, and Subnautica prove it. Phil's not going to attract a new audience playing those games, because people on Twitch already follow their favorite streamers for them. If Phil wanted to increase his $$$$ he should start playing older or more obscure games that other people aren't playing on Twitch. No one wants to watch these time sinks, much less Phil looking up guides for Minecraft on his phone.

[rabidtictac]

DSP was kind of funny today. He got low tips in Beggar May Cry 5. So then he was whining and begging and threatening to wagequit it for cod4 tonight after selling the stream as "two FULL STREAMS of devil may cry!"

Then he got a $50 cuck tip. So the stream was saved, right? More DMC5 in the evening? He even put up a twitter poll asking his fans whether they wanted DMC5 or modern warfare, and DMC5 was winning. So he was gonna play it, yeah?

NOPE

He deleted the poll as if it never existed and showed up to evening stream ready to play cod4. Quality streamer. If you mention that poll, you're a detractor troll who should get banned.

I can't even say he liked playing cod4 more than devil may cry. He made the same amount of money (about $50 for the stream) and he raged for the entire back half of cod. I didn't watch that stream, but I skimmed an archive of the restream and saw him raging. At the end, he said about half of the stream was a "waste of time."

$100 a day is about minimum wage in his state btw. That's what he made in tips. He makes more in bitch here's and subs obviously, but that takes 2 months to get to him. And today was one of the "good" days. Lately he's been doing poverty streams where he gets around $30 for the entire stream. Sometimes less. BTW of the $100 in tips he got, $70 was from two people. One $50 cuck tip and another $20 cuck tip. 70/100 dollars from paypigs.

[Guest]

I’m still amazed he has cucks giving him money? Is it just mentally ill faggots being attracted to one of their own?

[rabidtictac]

I’m still amazed he has cucks giving him money? Is it just mentally ill faggots being attracted to one of their own?

One of his cucks is a literal blind man who gives DSP welfare money that he collects from the state for being blind.

One of the other cucks is a black weeb with a fetish for women beating each other bloody and bruised. He's spent thousands of dollars commissioning deviantart artists to draw women getting beat up so he can fap to it. He writes futa fanfiction about women being beaten up and then raped by his OC black anime futa.

One of the other cucks made a separate account specifically to give DSP money, so that nobody would find out anything about him. He roleplayed as a rich man but it's likely he was giving DSP his college loan money and is now tapped out (hasn't given anything substantial ever since dsp made him a mod.)

Another of his cucks is a literal underage boy who used his momma's credit card to give DSP money (without her permission).

A lot of the people on his mod squad/who show up as regulars with badges secretly go to detractor streams and are only his mods so they can power trip, baitpost and laugh at DSP in his own chat.

There's a lot of autism surrounding dsp.

[ban]

There's a lot of autism surrounding dsp.

Autism seems to attract autism in a very fierce ways nowadays. It's as if Chris-chan and Kiwidicks should have been a cautionary tale to wake everyone up and make them more alert, not entice them and make them more prone to shit like this.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They were always autistic. The friend simulator era of the interwebs just made it easier for them to congregate and drop their human facade.

[da PAC Nigguh]

At least none of DSP's paypigs are figurative.

[Angelfire Memes]

DSP doesn't have genuine fans like, say, Spoony does. Not really. With Spoons, you get the impression Cuckson and Shooter_Andy do actually genuinely enjoy Spoony and cae about him, as crazy as that is. But nobody enjoys DSP's content. His paypig army is made of cult members who legit think he's going to be made homeless if they don't donate, shitposters, power tripping autists who donate to get made mod of something, deep cover trolls, and weird reverse trolls who only donate to get detractors sperging out.

[Kugelfisch]

In other words: Kiwis.