DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics
- Kugelfisch
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I bet the remake of Burnout Paradise will blow him up. People love it when some boring fuck plays an old game badly.
He's straight up fucked.
He's straight up fucked.
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- Le Redditeur
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He's still butthurt about it? It's the wild ride that never ends.
- rabidtictac
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waaah waaah I DONT WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE
WAAAAH I NEED DONATIONS
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics
"If you don't like it, don't watch!"
"Baawww why are my streams getting low attendance and no money?"
"Baawww why are my streams getting low attendance and no money?"
Prestream March 17th: 1:22:21
Prestream March 16th: 1:01:42
Prestream March 15th: 1:06:10
This is ridiculous like beyond comprehension for a Twitch streamer. What is average time a streamer spends hyping up their audience like 5 min? DSP spoke on prestream today for the length of a feature fucking film.
Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics
His pre-stream was him basically saying "Entertain me you plebs, and pay me for the privilege"
Maybe he would have more to talk about if he didn't blow his load on hour long pre-streams. Then again nobody would want to hear him bitch and cry about views while playing a game.
Maybe he would have more to talk about if he didn't blow his load on hour long pre-streams. Then again nobody would want to hear him bitch and cry about views while playing a game.
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I honestly can't understand why DSP can't figure this out. Even by his standards this is dumb. If I'm a new viewer, I'm hyped to watch some crazy Burnout Paradise gameplay to see how the remaster turned out, to see some crazy crashes and rock out to that buttrock soundtrack, I click on this guy's stream and he goes on an hour long rant about his audience, how the games he's playing are boring, about his taxes...
If I'm masochistic enough to stick around and ask what the deal is, I get banned. I know it's Phil but how the fuck can this guy be surprised he's tanking. He sees a handful people tipping in prestreams and uses that as his justification for the abusive length of them, while ignoring the hundreds of potential tippers who just get bored and leave.
If I'm masochistic enough to stick around and ask what the deal is, I get banned. I know it's Phil but how the fuck can this guy be surprised he's tanking. He sees a handful people tipping in prestreams and uses that as his justification for the abusive length of them, while ignoring the hundreds of potential tippers who just get bored and leave.
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DSP's business decisions never make any sense. I can only guess that he's either so full of himself that he thinks his charming snorts are the main feature presentation, or that any tips gained while not playing are at least an order of magnitude better than any he gets from playing, 'cause playing is work and a constant threat to his mental image of a gaming god.
It's probably a bit of both.
It's probably a bit of both.
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