DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Some Sick Fuck]

Every time I wonder how much more pathetic can this degenerate get, he shows me that we are still far, far away from the rock bottom. So he's begging every day, and everywhere - I'm sure if he ever posts on his forums, half of it are pleads for tips. He must be making mad cash from paypigs after all this shit.

I wonder which subhuman is more spineless - Booger or Pigroach?

Also, "I need support", what in the fuck does that mean? Can he get any lazier with his lies? How about somebody buy a burger for this poor, starving man? Or maybe a cool drink to soften his nerves? No? Will 25 thousand dollars per month suffice your highness? There is no debt. He doesn't owe anything. He's doing what every AAA publisher does - testing waters and constantly trying to raise stakes with how much they can get away with.

[Angelfire Memes]

From the farms:

Phil was asked how he's going to be able to afford to take Kat out on Valentine's Day (Italian restaurant, of course) and he literally said "Have you ever heard of a credit card???". This was moments after his begging spiel and him crying about how he's so broke. ACK ACK ACK

[mad bum]

> spending 100s of dollars on some thot for a stupid day like a good jew

[Guest]

> spending 100s of dollars on some thot for a stupid day like a good jew

>Jews
>spending money
Nice try at greentexting faggot, but your reddit stench doesn't fool me.

[Guest]

• Making throw out much of the hoard
• Making him sell blurays he doesn't watch and other junk he doesn't use
• Nagging him into shaving
• Telling him to calm the fuck down over online shit
• Making him actually spend time with the other person in his life

Kat is legit the best thing to ever happen in DSP's life.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

This won't last. He won't change.

"I normally wouldn't do this"

Motherfucker "does this" every single day of his fucking life.

And here I thought he couldn't tell a good joke.

[rabidtictac]

DSP showed his computer desktop today long enough for some tismlord at kiwi to screencap it. Especially interesting is he has multiple pictures of himself saved to his desktop, a bunch of him and khet, a "paypal dispute" log and...

Something called CURRENT 2018 DEBTS!

Yeah, the icon for an OpenOffice spreadsheet is just a miniature screenshot of what you see when you open the file. So Phil has, like, a dozen or more different debts that are active. YIKES.

By enlarging the image, apparently people can see the screenshot enough to tell how many debts DSP has active this year. Ayyyy lmao.

He also had something listing his tips money pasted to his desktop but I don't think you can see anything from the desktop screenshot.

[rabidtictac]

Crisis averted. DSP got somewhere around $12-20,000 today in between streams. That was the emerald seven cuck money. So thanks for all the money dummies but it wasn't enough and now he need more for tax season.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"Thanks for all the money. Unfortunately, I happen to need more money!"

Every. Single. Time.

[rabidtictac]

The funny part is he's been transparent about this. Even as he was crying about his bank account being overdrawn, he kept saying shit like "and then once you all give me enough money, we'll be over THAT hurdle and on to the taxes!"

His own fans are telling him he's should have enough money to pay his taxes, and he calls them detractors and says he needs way more than what he's gotten already. He's either lying or things are gonna get really funny in the next couple of months.