DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Guest]

There's an old showbiz line I heard once that said never eat anything when you're being recorded. Seems even his soulmaid is smarter than Phil.

[mad bum]

Spoiler NSFW shit.

[rabidtictac]

That sounds incredibly dumb.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Phil would be amazing life coach - just do the exact opposite of everything he says.

Sackses guaranteed doood!
(I'm not sure how to write success phonetically like a moron, this is my best effort.)

[Guest]

The DSP 3 commandments
Thou Shalt Not Murder
Thou (not me) Shalt Not Lie
Thou Shalt Give Me Your Pocket Money

[Kugelfisch]

I remember seeing a few posters on here and the farms nailing that one. I didn't expect it to be fucking IMMEDIATE though, the fucker doesn't even have to pretend anymore. Tax issue is sorted, mysteriously handwaved away, a few days later he's talking about staycations. Really opened up my neural pathways.

If I didn't know any better, I'd say he was a store owner. Been to the bi-annual expo yesterday and I swear if store owners can't complain and pretend to be almost broke all the time they drop dead.
"Oh man, you know how it is, it's getting harder all the time. At this rate, I don't know if we'll make it to the end of the year.", a colleague told me before leaving, calling it a day at 11 in the morning, walking to his 2017 Mercedes SL AMG.

[Some Sick Fuck]

The DSP 3 commandments
Thou Shalt Not Murder
Thou (not me) Shalt Not Lie
Thou Shalt Give Me Your Pocket Money

I was confused for a moment, but I guess this is how exceptionally stupid people really think. Phil thinks he is a pretty smart guy, which is why he thinks the worst insult in the world is calling someone a "moooorooon" or "eeeediooot", and I guess he really thinks he's so smart that nobody can call him out on his bullshit and when they do, all he can continue doing is to keep denying the accusations.

(This is probably going through his head: Ackackackack, they know nothing, these eediots, I'll just keep saying the opposite, Phil, you are a genius doood! They are stooopid, and they will believe me if I keep saying it over and over.)

At this rate, he might become even more shameless than Boogie, if that's even possible.

[mad bum]

At least boogie doesn't shame his fans into giving him money, he's just an emotional manipulator.

[Some Sick Fuck]

He doesn't shame them, but uses more sophisticated manipulation to get a lot more from donations than Phil ever could, and is loved by his cultists as well. In that regard, he is much smarter and successful than Phil has ever been.

When Phil acts like retard, he gets mocked - when Booger does it, sure, he might get mocked afterwards, but first he gets showered with money, then pitied, then endlessly praised.

[rabidtictac]

DSP's bloodborne redemption run is going amazing. He's already died more times than his last run.