DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Mar 18, 2018 11:05 pm

He has a few newish paypigs, but they don't give as much as his old cucks did. I noticed one fag had already given DSP nearly $200 JUST in this month alone.

DSP has been speedrunning his fuckups lately, as Kugel said. Every day there's some fascinating new meltdown happening. I'd be surprised if he lasts another year without drastically changing his living situation. His income is very unstable right now and he has only himself to blame. Every time he bans a gifted sub, that's 1 more potential paypig he's cut off forever.

Really great KF post:
Lets go back to the DSP theater analogy.

First, people need to pay upfront for the manager to even agree to play the movie.

If that happens the manager will ask for people to pay again. Those who pay up will get to pick the movie.

Before the movie starts the manager comes out and talks. First he says he'll have to close the theater if he doesn't get more money. Then he tells the people what movies he'll be showing next week along with the days and times. He says just wait in a couple of months the really good movies will be coming out but you need to watch the not so good ones now. He talks about how the other theaters in town are run by idiots who are already rich and don't deserve their money anyways. He tells them to ignore the journalists who write articles about how the popcorn is stale and there are cockroaches in the bathroom. He brags about his wife. He tells everyone how hard it is to do his job day after day. He then announces that he won't screen the movie the people paid to see because he saw it once and didn't like it. And no he won't play any independent films or the popular movies that the other theaters are showing because it is all Hollywood hype.

The movie starts and it's an old film that everyone's seen before. Not a classic or necessarily a good movie. The audience loses interest and begins to talk amongst themselves. The manager meanwhile is walking down the aisles asking for tips. He hears people talking and throws a few out of the theater while announcing loudly how stupid they are for giving him money. The people who tip him are allowed to talk.

The manager keeps shouting that the movie is terrible and the director is an idiot. Only stupid sheep like this movie.

The audience is unhappy and bored with the film. Some begin to complain. The manager responds with telling them it is a personal problem and it's their own fault for not telling him what movie to screen.

Before the movie is over the manager shuts of the projector and goes on a rant how he'll never play this movie again. He throws the reels of film in a dumpster.

He then thanks everyone and reminds them to come back tomorrow night. And don't forget to buy t-shirts and coffee mugs on your way out.

The next day the audience comes back.
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>trump: yeah ban x
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guest » Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:26 am

* Visits Pol *

*Walks back out *

"Motherfucker's still sperging."

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Le Redditeur » Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:57 am

Guest wrote:
Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:26 am
* Visits Pol *

*Walks back out *

"Motherfucker's still sperging."
He will never stop sperging.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Mar 19, 2018 1:26 am

He was born in it; moulded by it. He didn't see anything but autism until he was already a manchild.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Mar 19, 2018 2:08 am

Kek.

He begs for money all day long. Twitch restricts his ability to beg in 1 area and he cries. He's also been crying about no games to play, while shooting down every single suggestion fans make.
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>liberal: ban x
>trump: yeah ban x
>liberal: no bro x is awesome

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by mad bum » Mon Mar 19, 2018 2:20 am

Is the no begging thing a new rule?
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Mar 19, 2018 2:23 am

It's because twitch doesn't want the US government to realize bits = dolla billz. Otherwise the government will start taxing and regulating the shit out of bits. Begging for bits is an admission the bits equate directly to $$$. Also, begging for bits may encourage fans to watch ads specifically for the purpose of generating bits, aka with no intention of buying any product. So it's sort of like DSP telling his fans to click on ads because he gets paid more if you click the ads.
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>liberal: ban x
>trump: yeah ban x
>liberal: no bro x is awesome

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Mon Mar 19, 2018 9:50 am

I have to say, while I dread listening to real Phil most of the time, mostly because he becomes annoying after listening to him for longer than a second, reading the stupid shit he says has become my favourite nobody activity. Something I couldn't stand with a voice suddenly becomes hillarious in a text form :lol:

Just about the only thing I can stand is Phil trying to say basic words and sounding like the absolute moron that he is. Stooopid. Eeeediot. Moooorooon. Dooood. Uuuum. Soooorry. Soooo.

The only thing he can do flawlessly is snorting.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Angelfire Memes » Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:12 pm

The smug CAPITALISATION of DSP's buzzwords perfectly sums up his RETARDED way of speaking. If only there was a way to convey when DSP leans back and flails his arms around too, or when he does that sarcastic applause that makes you want to kneecap him.

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