DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kama » Sat May 19, 2018 3:40 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat May 19, 2018 2:20 am
suzaku wrote:
Sat May 19, 2018 1:53 am
lol well Phil would say east coast pizza is authentic Italian food XD
Shit no actual Italian would say. That'd be like me claiming coleslaw to be legit Sauerkraut.
You mean it's not? WOOOOOOOOOOOOW

lol

Also the fish talk is funny since Phil never brings up fish at all. He claims that Italians eat pizza and pasta and that's it lol

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Bobito » Sat May 19, 2018 3:51 am

The down side of the current funny moment is that usually we'll have to wait weeks or months until the next moment of mega retardation of dsp.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guest » Sat May 19, 2018 3:52 am

Maybe DSP is actually a Jew.

He loves shekels and screaming holocaust when it comes to anything the detractors do.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Sat May 19, 2018 3:54 am

YOU DON'T KNOW

YOU DON'T KNOW

Meanwhile, "I know these other big guys are all shills." Ok.
"Court of law" what court of law does DSP try people like pewdiepie in?
Maybe you could stop banning people and then more would sub to you. Crazy talk I know.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Sat May 19, 2018 6:54 am

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RAPEMAN wrote:
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>liberal: ban x
>trump: yeah ban x
>liberal: no bro x is awesome

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat May 19, 2018 7:13 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Sat May 19, 2018 1:10 am
Why does he need subs? Because it's more money. That's the only reason. But he also begins every stream with hours of "YOU SHOULD TIP ME I GET THAT RIGHT AWAY," so that's going to drive faggot paypigs to give him tips instead of subs as well.

The bottom line here is he's trying to wring the same fanbase of around 300 people absolutely dry:

-he expects you to buy shirts on teespring
-he expects you to pledge to him on patreon
-he expects you to $5 sub to him on twitch
-he expects constant bits
-he expects direct tips

I think, in his mind, he imagines he has some fanbase of millions, where the majority of his fans only need to give him money 1 way. But the reality is more like it's the same fags pledging him money on 5 different sources. QueenGagginz gave him around $400 in bits for either this month or last month, I forget. He's wringing these people dry of their last pennies and then he throws them away when they have no more money to give (Vidar.)
It's almost like he - and other internet nobodies - think their fans are sitting on a well of infinite money, but aren't allowed to spend too much money on any single thing each month. So by that logic opening up a new revenue stream will always result in more income.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Pepsi Man » Sat May 19, 2018 7:53 am

mad bum wrote:
Sat May 19, 2018 2:58 am
Pepsi Man wrote:
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Preferring greasy pizza over delicious fish? Crazy talk. I could eat well prepared fish all day every day.
I mostly agree because I like salmon, however the way they make things vs in burgerland are different.

It's a lot of clams, butter, garlic, and even at my families dego get together's we never really did the traditional Italian thing and mostly did Italian american.
I mean I could eat that for a while, too. Seafood is my jam.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Sat May 19, 2018 9:09 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Sat May 19, 2018 1:10 am
Why does he need subs? Because it's more money. That's the only reason.
Another big reason is that they make it look like there is a community formed around the streamer. That's why every one of them is so obsessed about getting more subs, because bits and donations are gone in an instant, but the number of people subbed can be displayed as a list of supporters and therefore give a "positive" example to other autists (on top of the top donations). It's just like patreon.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat May 19, 2018 1:28 pm

It doesn't matter what he streams. People don't watch a streamer for the game specifically and even he knows that. He's trying to gather viewers that will regularly watch him play whatever so he's aware. He just can't answer the question truthfully as to why anybody should watch him. No matter what game he plays, I can watch somebody else playing it better and being more entertaining to watch.
Nobody will stick around. He's too boring and annoying as a personality and too all over the place and bad to focus on one game.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Sun May 20, 2018 1:08 am

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Now he's blaming the stream viewers for not liking the game. "Whining."

I've seen more than a few dsp detractors shitting on state of decay 2 just because DSP is playing it. TBH it's probably a fun game but I bet DSP is the last person who could make it look fun. I loved Breakdown mode in State of Decay 1.

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This was apparently in one of larry's recent videos and it's a real item from the game.
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