DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Kugelfisch]

April looked like sugar and alcohol was the only nutrition she gets. Meanwhile, Khett is bulkmaxing via carbloading like an absolute boss!

[rabidtictac]

Check out her jaw, too! She's got the jaw of a pro powerlifter!

https://youtu.be/BkiYeuvJ5n8?t=123

Would you try to fuck with that if she approached you in a threatening manner? I think not!

[rabidtictac]

DSP's wife hates being around him as much as everyone else does. The co-op streams barely lasted 2 nights iirc. She noped the fuck out, bored to tears and hating the sound of his voice. He immediately turned to chat and went on a mass banning spree to cover his shame. He's been coping and claiming it was the game/his fans asking questions that drove Khet away.

[Moe Bitches]

Holy fuck, she got fat!

[Kama]

I mean, she already had a horse face, and she looked kind of fat at first anyway. Besides, she is married to Phil and injecting his diabetes, spaghetti sauce into her veins. Of course she’s fat.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Like an authentic Italian wife uwu

[Kama]

Like an authentic Italian wife uwu

So authentic she made him authentic Italian pizza bombs

[Complicity]

Spanish club version:

[Le Redditeur]

Leanna looks at the Khet Blimp and tells herself, "Such a bullet I dodged!"

[Kama]

Maybe he’s doing it on purpose. Hoping she gets a heart attack or something