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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by mad bum » Fri May 17, 2019 4:07 am

Man I barely follow DSP and he's already so predictabo.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Fri May 17, 2019 1:02 pm

The newest hot rumor is DSP might have knocked up Khet. Or, more likely, she got pregnant at the "gym" and needs a stable pig pen and income to help raise Jamal's spawn.

No confirmation as of yet, but he's taking days off for an unspecified "doctor" visit and he's been crying about "behind the scenes" stuff he can't tell us that's draining all his money. It would also explain his rush to get married. His mom might have required him to make an honest woman of khet before he could ask mommy for her retirement munnies.

This is all a big gay conspiracy theory at this point but I thought I'd mention it because it would line up neatly with several facts.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri May 17, 2019 2:06 pm

I really hope it's not true. Last thing the world needs is a child raised by DSP
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guest » Fri May 17, 2019 2:52 pm

It could make for a glorious livestream in twelve years time.

DSP: "And fiftyyearoldgamer - what's that a reference to? Um, he asks how is your son phil. Well lemme tell yah, he's a real dumb piece a shit. ACK ACK ACK! Never gets good grades. Some kids are just fucking stooped. Whatya gonna do? Kid tries his best, he's just a fucking idiot! Ackackac-"
Phil Jr: "FUCK YOU DAD YOU ALWAYS DO THIS"
DSP: "I'm streaming, get the fuck out - ow! Oh god! AAAW!"
Phil Jr: "FUUUUCCKKK YOOOOUUUUUU"
DSP: "Ow! No! Please! Aaah! No! Agh! Ma nose!"
Khet: "Yeah! Hit 'im, Phil!"
DSP: "Ah can'd-"
Phil Jr: "SHE'S TALKING TO MEEEEEEEE"


Next day:
DSP: "Okay, we got- OH! We got a troll cheer from Phillis_Ghey. He says, right, that I got beaten up by my son yesterday. Wrong. WROOONG. What an idiot."

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri May 17, 2019 3:16 pm

I so hope this is all true, and Dave II. will grow up to be a better gamer than his father ever was. Not that this would be difficult to accomplish or anything :lol:
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guest » Fri May 17, 2019 3:52 pm

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Fri May 17, 2019 2:52 pm
It could make for a glorious livestream in twelve years time.

DSP: "And fiftyyearoldgamer - what's that a reference to? Um, he asks how is your son phil. Well lemme tell yah, he's a real dumb piece a shit. ACK ACK ACK! Never gets good grades. Some kids are just fucking stooped. Whatya gonna do? Kid tries his best, he's just a fucking idiot! Ackackac-"
Phil Jr: "FUCK YOU DAD YOU ALWAYS DO THIS"
DSP: "I'm streaming, get the fuck out - ow! Oh god! AAAW!"
Phil Jr: "FUUUUCCKKK YOOOOUUUUUU"
DSP: "Ow! No! Please! Aaah! No! Agh! Ma nose!"
Khet: "Yeah! Hit 'im, Phil!"
DSP: "Ah can'd-"
Phil Jr: "SHE'S TALKING TO MEEEEEEEE"


Next day:
DSP: "Okay, we got- OH! We got a troll cheer from Phillis_Ghey. He says, right, that I got beaten up by my son yesterday. Wrong. WROOONG. What an idiot."
You forgot the part where he shouts "Bugged son mechanics" then does his signature snort.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Angelfire Memes » Fri May 17, 2019 4:04 pm

I'm gonna have to doubt the pregnancy theory. I think Kat's medical shit is just that she's seeing a therapist/mental health service. There's paperwork out there showing she has a history of it and some criminal troubles too. Plus Phil is provably so low-test I refuse to believe he's capable of even producing a single sperm.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Le Redditeur » Fri May 17, 2019 4:20 pm

Apparently it's something that made the Khet "not work", according to the wording Pigroach used. Not "take days off". Pregnancy is a likely explanation.

However, pregnancies also don't usually require too much medical care, specially on the earlier months. Just go see the doctor once in a month, do an ultrasound to check the fetus, complain about morning sickness and back pain and mood swings to the doctor, and go home. While somewhat costly, it shouldn't be exactly a "financial drain"

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri May 17, 2019 5:00 pm

Maybe she's developing some anxiety issues that prevent her from working, like all the cool kids on social media.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Fri May 17, 2019 5:06 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 4:20 pm
Apparently it's something that made the Khet "not work", according to the wording Pigroach used. Not "take days off". Pregnancy is a likely explanation.
It's "made" or "will make"? Because if it has already happened, then it obviously can't be pregnancy, most women work until the last month or two... I've never heard about someone who's mentally stable to just quit their job when they found out they're pregnant :lol:
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The newest hot rumor is DSP might have knocked up Khet. Or, more likely, she got pregnant at the "gym" and needs a stable pig pen and income to help raise Jamal's spawn.
Does the rumor come from foxdickfarms without any proof as well? Some autist made it up "because it's plausable" and others parrot it just like the escort story and other bullshit.
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