DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Guest]

I watched a few minutes of his Jurassic Park park builder game playthrough. It's painfully obvious that he has no idea how these kinds of games work and he's constantly getting his hand held by the chat. His as good as managing money in the game as he is in real life.

So, basically, it's a typical DSP playthough.

[Kugelfisch]

The fucking hand holding is the worst thing. It totally ruined his Souls replays. Phil should realise that he can be fucking shit at games and do fine. It's when he gets boring that his channel dies.

[Guest]

The worst is when he tries to play if off like he didn't read the chat. Like his Dino Crisis video where his chat told him the code for a door and he acted like he figured it out all by himself by looking at the screen upside down.

[Kugelfisch]

He's such an impressively shit actor as well. His mega fake laugh comes to mind.

[Angelfire Memes]

It's when he tries to engineer situations that he ends up looking like the biggest cunt. Like in his DS1 Handholding Run there was a secret wall behind a chest, and he knows that because he's got the walkthough. So he attacks the chest, making out he's checking for a mimic. Nothing happens, so he keeps attacking the chest because he isn't hitting the secret wall. This goes on for 30 seconds or so of him pretending he's checking for a mimic for some reason, going "I don't knooooowwww, is it a mimic?", before he eventually manages to hit the wall behind the chest. Then of course he does his classic "HUUUUHHHHH?!" and acts like he had no idea the whole time.

[Kugelfisch]

Oh yeah, that's a real gem moment of his. I've seen 5yr olds lie better.

[MegaNigger]

Why won't he die...

[Angelfire Memes]

Why won't he die...

Cockroach luck. You could drop a nuclear bomb on his house and he'd survive somehow.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Oh yeah, that's a real gem moment of his. I've seen 5yr olds lie better.

A real Oscar moment.

[rabidtictac]

It's when he tries to engineer situations that he ends up looking like the biggest cunt. Like in his DS1 Handholding Run there was a secret wall behind a chest, and he knows that because he's got the walkthough. So he attacks the chest, making out he's checking for a mimic. Nothing happens, so he keeps attacking the chest because he isn't hitting the secret wall. This goes on for 30 seconds or so of him pretending he's checking for a mimic for some reason, going "I don't knooooowwww, is it a mimic?", before he eventually manages to hit the wall behind the chest. Then of course he does his classic "HUUUUHHHHH?!" and acts like he had no idea the whole time.

In his demon's souls redemption run, he did exactly the same thing in Tower of Latria's first level. There's a part where you have to drop down on a ledge to get an item. He did that, and then looked around and said "there's no way to get back up! I have to die now! This is buoolshit!" Then he stopped and stared DEEPLY into the chat for like 2 minutes. He IMMEDIATELY ran over to the part of the rock wall you can climb up and ran against it for 30 seconds. Finally got the guy to mount the ledge, went "HUH, I didn't know you could do that!"

Just why. Why even lie about something so stupid?