Good point. Any guesses as to what the fuck she did when she missed all those movies? I don't watch movies. Well, like one or two a year these days, but I'm also an old and angry fuck and have seen most of the good ones already. What's her excuse?
My vote is on drinking pure sugar water.
If it was a hardcore christian family, she might have been forced to watch those shitty movies Brad likes to review these days.
But not too fucked, lest they suddenly decide they're dudes.
Well at least that's something that didn't happen to him, yet. Besides, how would his friends be able to fuck his girl if she grew tired of sucking dick? Gotta stay available for all your friends to mount! It's the way of Brad's circle of "friends".
From a higher conscience we will reach out to a promised land.
We are coming home.