The only Pat shit I ever saw was the AVGN Nintendo World Championships shit.Guru Larry wrote: ↑Sat Apr 13, 2019 10:13 pmHow I envy you.
That fucker took pot shots at me in his Wolfenstein video.
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Is Spoony dead yet?
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Don't forget Pat's literal [weird flex but okay] when he went on pawn stars just to show off his world championships.
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Which Wolfenstein are we talking about? 3D, RTCW, the garbage after that or the top soy current shit?Guru Larry wrote: ↑Sat Apr 13, 2019 10:13 pmThat fucker took pot shots at me in his Wolfenstein video.
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Wolfenstein is such a frustrating series, because everyone acts like it has never been better, when the reality is the new ones are fucking awful. I feel like the one-eyed man in the land of the blind. Nobody will ever recognize a problem with it, which means the series can't ever become good again.
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It can feel that way when normally okay people like GmanLives are also total Bethesda drones.
Anyone that tells you that a Wolfenstein after RTCW is good is a liar and a faggot. Same goes for any Duke Nukem or Blood that's not in the Build engine and any Doom not in the Doom engine.
Anyone that tells you that a Wolfenstein after RTCW is good is a liar and a faggot. Same goes for any Duke Nukem or Blood that's not in the Build engine and any Doom not in the Doom engine.
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Pat is a bitch.Guru Larry wrote: ↑Sat Apr 13, 2019 10:13 pmHow I envy you.
That fucker took pot shots at me in his Wolfenstein video.
It's a shame because unlike others here I actually liked his videos. Now the videos are terrible. They went downhill after he got rid of Rob. Maybe I just liked Rob more due to his put downs of Pat.
His new videos he just comes off as an ass. Complaining about the 1% in Wall Street Kid. Taking shots at Larry in Wolfenstein 3d. Attacking ReviewTechUSA and anyone who was against Diablo Immortal on his SNES Doom video. Comes off as arrogant.
But it shouldn't be surprising from the Wired article you guys put up. He literally says the reason he started doing Pat the NES Cunt videos are because he thought everyone else doing them was dumbasses and he was the only one who knows how to do them right.
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And who could forget the ultimate cringe crossover video: Pat and Spoony reviewing Highlander Endgame. Two terrible people making a terrible video about a terrible movie.
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Knowing Pat refuses to do acknowledge any games made after 1995, I'm guessing it was that shitty SNES port that's set in the Gulf war and no Hitler.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Apr 13, 2019 11:55 pmWhich Wolfenstein are we talking about? 3D, RTCW, the garbage after that or the top soy current shit?Guru Larry wrote: ↑Sat Apr 13, 2019 10:13 pmThat fucker took pot shots at me in his Wolfenstein video.
His original videos used to have some charm, in a late '00s TGWTG kinda way, but since he got the dreaded YouTube USI Ego, they're just terrible, lazily made, poorly researched trash.
The last Wolfy I genuinely enjoyed was Return to Castle Wolfenstein, that felt like a proper AAA game and was the only video game in history where medics are of any essential use on a team in multiplayer. Everything after suffers from 90s FPS franchise disease: "abandoned IP, dumped to some other upstart dev to make a shitty follow up", ALA Quake 4, Shadow Warrior, Blood Etc, (now even PREY and RAGE 2, even though that was more recent)rabidtictac wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2019 12:00 amWolfenstein is such a frustrating series, because everyone acts like it has never been better, when the reality is the new ones are fucking awful. I feel like the one-eyed man in the land of the blind. Nobody will ever recognize a problem with it, which means the series can't ever become good again.
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My ninjaGuru Larry wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2019 2:10 amThe last Wolfy I genuinely enjoyed was Return to Castle Wolfenstein, that felt like a proper AAA game and was the only video game in history where medics are of any essential use on a team in multiplayer. Everything after suffers from 90s FPS franchise disease: "abandoned IP, dumped to some other upstart dev to make a shitty follow up", ALA Quake 4, Shadow Warrior, Blood Etc, (now even PREY and RAGE 2, even though that was more recent)
I could go on all day about how much I miss ROTC and Enemy Territory, holy shit did those games take years away of my life.
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