Pat the NES Cunt

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by BobbyBoucher » Sat Sep 29, 2018 3:12 am

Time for another Pat update:
  • I was curious about Pat's car. On Google map's there's a 2008 Honda Civic parked in front of his house. According to this public record, a John Bunonincontri in Colonia, NJ (Pat's old hometown) purchased a Honda Civic in 2008. Did Pat's father buy him a car? Probably.
  • CU Podcast 132:
    • It opens with Pat and Ian basically calling for gun control over the Madden tournament shooting.
    • Pat and Ian both think gaming journalism has gotten better. They think Jason Schreier is a good dude. The Kotaku report on Riot Games sexual harassment is a good one, says Ian. Also the article on Atari sexism or something (it cost Bushnell a GDC award).
    • At 1:48:20, Boomer Pat still has an answering machine (and a landline telephone) and it's in the audio.
    • 5th Anniversary Memories:
      • Cheapskate pat mentions his TV buying problems. (Buy from Amazon or Best Buy, Pat.)
      • Pat and Ian claim credit for the RetroVGS/Coleco Chameleon stuff, but StopDrop&Retro did his own set of videos.
  • Not So Common: Pixel Dan interview #2:
    • Pat was approached by a TV producer to turn Flea Market Madness into a reality TV show.
    • Pixel Dan was too, but the producers wanted to turn it into a competition.
    • (No word if the Game Chasers were approached. They might be on suicide watch.)
  • CU Podcast 133:
    • Opening to podcast is an ad for an AltCoin website. Pat was shitting all over BitCoin during one of his Not So Commons when he was moving to his new house. He's a hypocrite.
    • Pat bought some "expensive Turbo CD" game. He didn't say which one. (He apparently already owns Magical Chase, so maybe a "cheap" $500 game instead.)
    • Pat had a friend who touched an Abram's tank once and said it was slippery. Pat apparently thinks this somehow allows it to withstand nuclear blasts and isn't just paint.
  • Not So Common #45:
    • Wishes people would stop talking about presidents' genitalia. He complains about the tabloid journalism he feeds on.
    • Taunts evangelicals for supporting Trump.
    • Pat called Kavanaugh "slimey". (Like how Pat is "greasey".)
    • Pat lived with his parents until he was 26. He blamed "the economy". (Is that why his dad bought him a car in 2008?)
  • CU Podcast 134:
    • During Telltale segment, Pat and Ian go off on people wondering if they'll get a new season of a game they liked.
      • Y'know the customers that keep businesses in business. And by expressing demand, they just might get the licenses transferred to a different studio that hires some of those employees to make the game.
      • Ian thinks game devs should unionize.
    • Pat's sister divorced her first husband over a World of Warcraft addiction.
    • Pat denounces people who define their worth as collectors. (Despite that's how he promoted his Punk character and his authority to write a book.)
    • Pat and Ian complain about gatekeepers and people who know less than they think they do.
      • "Gatekeeping" is just ludicrous complaint made by games journalists so they can write complete nonsense without playing an entire game series.
      • In other fields, "gatekeeping" is called being an "expert".
      • I think this hits Pat close to home since he clearly doesn't play modern games except maybe Mario or Zelda. Ian plays a few, though.
    • Pat and Ian complain about the Big Bang Theory, then tangent onto guido stereotypes.
      • His new name should be "Pat the NES WOP."
Greaseball Pat apparently did a podcast with Colin Moriarty. Can't wait for it to go public to hear his political/economic opinions some more.

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Sep 29, 2018 12:17 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
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DOKI DOKI PICNIC
Would play
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Doki doki is what you get in your kokoro when everything goes according to keikaku and senpai finally notices you.

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by mad bum » Sat Sep 29, 2018 4:56 pm

This is like a spoony roundup, so thanks Bobby Boss :3
(No word if the Game Chasers were approached. They might be on suicide watch.)
Wouldn't that be the most fitting thing ever? Ditch Pat and give Pixel Dan a show, he seems like a super cool dude.
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Guest » Sun Sep 30, 2018 5:35 pm

pat is such a faggot and i swear something scandalous is going to come out about ian one of these days. he tried/tries to touch some kids peepee after sharing his totally for medical purposes marijuana, in the back of his game store or something.

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by BobbyBoucher » Sun Oct 07, 2018 9:50 am

Pat's interview with Colin Moriarty came out, and it was just as autistic as I thought it'd be.

The intro segment mostly covers stuff Pat has said before, but with maybe with a few extra details:

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Again confirms he was spending $400 per weekend for a while buying retro stuff in San Diego.
	Yet claims he wasn't selling them.
	(He could have been buying $20k per year of stuff.)
Pat worked as a substitute teacher for a while.
	And some education materials company.
Pat was intern at publishing company.
Pat moved to San Diego to write screenplays... instead of Los Angeles.
Pat played office politics well.  Pretended to care about his coworkers stories.
Colin is roommates with his boss.
The bulk of the episode kahntent is probably the autistic political discussion between the two of them. To summarize:

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Colin claims he's a conservative:
	Supports gay marriage.
	Supports poly marriage.
	Supports abortion.
	Says trannies are discrimanated against.
	Says blacks are still oppressed.
	Would have supported a third Obama term.
	Thinks Obama represented decency and normalcy.
	Thinks Trump will have a primary challenger.
	Republican Teddy Roosevelt believed in worker's rights.
		(A lot of right-wing people do, within reason.  They don't support massive replacement immigration schemes, though.)
	(He's a fucking liberaltarian.)
		(Trump is a centrist/moderate.  They misunderstand his negotiating tactics for extremism.)

Seth Abramson's book about collusion.
	Colin/Pat say that's good enough evidence against Trump.
Pat says any Republican would dissolve/renegotiate NAFTA.
	(Doubtful since most are open borders/Free Trade.)
Colin is against Trump's tax cuts, immigration (travel?) ban.
	(wtf "conservative")
Colin says decency and normalcy at top of pyramid
	Trump has a poison and polluted message.
	"The messenger matters."
	Wishes all conservatives were "consistent conservatives".
Pat was against ACA from the get-go.
	It was hyper-capitalist.
	But Obama's heart was in the nice place.  He was nice and noble.
	Colin concurs:  "We've lost honor and nobility."
	The world no longer respects us.  It's going to take another administration to make the world respect us.
True conservatism was Rockefeller Republicanism.  Everything is about individual rights.
	It was the unholy alliance with Evangelicals that caused everything to go bad.
Pat predicted a massive loss for the Republicans during the midterm.
	The GOP will dump Trump.  (Surely this will be the end of Trump's campaign.)
	Trump will get primaried in 2020.  Colin/Pat liken it to Carter.
	A suddenly mass swelling of moderates is going to shift everything around.
	Pat says Trump voters are just waiting to admit to themselves they made a mistake.
	Colin admits he made a mistake supporting the Iraq War.  (Trump agrees with you Colin.)
Colin freaks out about term "snowflake".
Colin says he never heard of Richard Spencer until everyone was talking about him.
	(Maybe he could admit the media pumps up certain stories to cast Trump/conservatives in a bad light.)
Alex Jones was kicked off Twitter, but that was okay because corporations can do whatever they want.
	(They can't.  They can be forced to respect the free speech of their employees per California law and maybe customers as well.)
	(Pat tries to argue terms of service, but those can be invalidated.)
Russia totally hacked the election via Twitter.
	But we deserved it for interfering with other countries, says Colin.
Close all foreign military bases and commerce with everybody, says Colin.
	(Russia and China would love that.)
	(Taiwan will fall to China.)
	(Poland might develop nuclear weapons.)
Colin/Pat think war is impossible to due economic integration.
	(That's what people thought before WWI.)
	(And Germany could coerce other countries due to their economic strength.  *cough* China.)
Colin goes on to list electronics and media as America's strength.
	(Most electronics are made in China.  The rest are in Taiwan.)
	(China deliberately controls its media and limits the import of American movies, censoring them.)
	("Progressive" tech companies cooperate with oppressive regimes to make money.)
	(He also cited our economic strength, but that is being threatened.  Which is why Trump is President.)
Colin talks about uniting Americans via compulsory service.
	(He's probably for open borders and multilingualism.  This just proves all libertarians are idiots.)
Colin talks about new nationalism in Eastern Europe.
	(Because of threat of Russia.  And the waves of hostile migrants.)
Colin or Pat complain about some a bag of screws for a military/government branch cost $80.
	(That might be a fair price depending on the material, size, quality.  Hearsay is dangerous, Pat.)
Colin was apparently so stupid he once thought Iraq had anything to do with 9/11.
	(The dumb thing here is that right-wing leaders and talk radio were quite explicit Iraq didn't... so I guess he's really an idiot.)
Colin and Pat agree Merrick Garland should be a justice right now.
That's a basic summary about what they talked about. They only other things of note is that apparently Colin's brother is writing for the SNES guidebook. And according to Pat, the NES and SNES guidebook is now his living. So I guess that's how he paid for his $1.2 million not-mansion.

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by oldbones » Sun Oct 07, 2018 2:50 pm

BobbyBoucher wrote:
Sun Oct 07, 2018 9:50 am
And according to Pat, the NES and SNES guidebook is now his living. So I guess that's how he paid for his $1.2 million not-mansion.
What? How many of those boat anchors did Pat sell? And if I wanted to hear two retards talk about politics I could just turn on the news. If colin can come out as a tranny he should be able to come out as a liberal. No point in pretending you are conservative if you believe in zero conservative values especially when you live in commiefornia. I would imagine that'll get you assaulted by antifa even if you are a trump hating tranny.

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by mad bum » Sun Oct 07, 2018 5:51 pm

The nes one sold a ton thanks to being at the right place at the right time, however the SNES one won't be nearly as good as there's hundreds of books doing the same thing already now
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Guest » Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:19 pm

Pat's interview with Colin Moriarty was ridiculous. Pat couldn't go one minute without appearing underhanded or trying to did miss what his guest was saying. I wanted to scream 'what is wrong with you, the guy was trying to pay you a compliment' in the first few seconds of the podcast. Definitely dropped on his head as a baby.

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Oct 08, 2018 12:39 am

BobbyBoucher wrote:
Sun Oct 07, 2018 9:50 am
Thinks Trump will have a primary challenger.
To be fair he's probably right about this
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:31 am
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by mad bum » Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:43 pm

I do think the next election won't be as much of a landslide as people think, I'm guessing democrats are "woke" now and will actually go and vote instead of thinking there candidate will win. I honestly expect record voting numbers
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