Pat the NES Cunt

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Dehbashi » Tue Sep 08, 2020 11:16 pm

I don't mind either. Heck I was doing long posts on the Gunt and plan to get to it again.

As long as this guy trims the fat it is fine. Hell I love that the retard Pat doesn't get the reason to get rid of the China software. Other countries are talking about how concerning it is with them starting to ban them as well. But his small brain can't comprehend that. :lol:

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Guest » Wed Sep 09, 2020 12:29 pm

You just know Pat did something to that porn chick in his review. Why else would she immediately leave the industry and never be heard from again? She probably weeps into her pillow remembering that hairy guido coming at her with his stubby little hands.

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Dehbashi » Wed Sep 09, 2020 1:02 pm

Lol. That would be funny. But I think she was an escort so you probably won't find her in the porn industry.

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Sep 09, 2020 4:33 pm

These recaps are alright. He does it so we don't have to.
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Moe Bitches » Wed Sep 09, 2020 7:41 pm

My rant was unwarranted but the amount of stuff to read through in sections annoyed me.
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Wed Sep 09, 2020 10:59 pm

Moe Bitches wrote:
Wed Sep 09, 2020 7:41 pm
My rant was unwarranted
No, it was spot on.
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Salmonella » Thu Sep 10, 2020 1:11 am

I'd rather skim the big posts than watch the videos. I don't know how he stomachs sitting through the whole thing. Pat and Ian are charisma vaccums that aren't even well informed.

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by mad bum » Thu Sep 10, 2020 2:36 am

Guest wrote:
Wed Sep 09, 2020 12:29 pm
You just know Pat did something to that porn chick in his review. Why else would she immediately leave the industry and never be heard from again? She probably weeps into her pillow remembering that hairy guido coming at her with his stubby little hands.
She still does stuff, a quick google search reveals that 2013/2015 stuff. Julia Faire or also known as Daniella Deviant
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Newhalf » Thu Sep 10, 2020 6:07 am

Finally lurking this thread has paid off. This is right up my alley.
Thanks dood.

As for Pat I thought he was really dead or something. Suppose he went the way of all INs and stopped doing anything other than babbling in front of a camera about irrelevant things.
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by BobbyBoucher » Thu Sep 17, 2020 8:47 am

Moe Bitches wrote:
Tue Sep 08, 2020 7:38 pm
I'm all for people going all out on something they like, but this is too autistic even for me.

This really implies that these two idiots are the only ones you focus on and the sheer amount of detail that would make fucking Ayn Rand cry from beyond the grave. This shit is the definition of filler. Like saying Pat he likes video poker. Like who the hell cares?

It's not about what he likes, it's about if it's relevant to him or not. I don't give a shit about if he likes Video Poker unless it adds to his character.

If you hear Voice and other notable people here (including myself) talk about hentai and explain it, you would get that hey, they are men of culture but also weird fucks.

You gotta try really hard to get anyone hear to care about Pat, especially as much as you seem to putting all this effort in for no reason.
Counterpoint: Pat's a faggot who's writing a collecting guidebook about games he's pirating. Ian's a drugged out loser who's probably going to kill himself once physical video games die off and Luna goes under.

But even I'm burning out over the Floyd riots and Pat's Amico insansity. I admit it started bloating because of this shit. I'll work on cutting it down to concentrated faggotry by these two. Focusing on one episode per post should help.

"Pat is wrong" updates:
  • Floyd's arrest history where he acted like a sped has come to light. Judge in trial says he saw a pill in Floyd's mouth in footage.
  • Tik Tok may sell to Oracle. (He's on record that it won't.)
  • Epic games now requires the use of their login to play. It's apparently shit. (He was very pro-takeover by Epic.)
  • GameStop saw a large stock surge today, September 16.

Episode 227:
  • intro:
    • chile 80s toys found, including MASK. Pat big fan, wants to join FaceBook group to get some.
    • chadwick boseman dies
      • Pat assumes the director and producer knew about his condition. (Apparently no one at Disney knew. Boseman thought he'd recover.)
      • Ian says he was important because there are few opportunities for people of color in movies.
      • Pat says Boseman starred in movies as important black figures such as Jackie Robinson, James Brown, and Thurgood Marshall. Pat hasn't seen any of these movies, though.
      • People on Twitter say Black Panther unimportant because of Blade and others, but Pat says those don't count because they weren't "tentpole movies".
        • Also says Blade was sold as an action movie, not a "superhero movie".
      • Ian says it's also important in that Black Panther had a nearly all black cast.
    • bill and ted face the music
      • neither have seen it.
      • Pat uses Rotten Tomatoes to determine if it's good. It has 80%.
    • New Mutants released.
      • Complain that one version had Storm as evil
      • They complain about whitewashing Brazilian character. Say director said someone needed that looked rich.
      • "This is why Fox needed to sell its movie division because they didn't know what they were doing," says Pat.
  • activision sues cheat seller
    • Pat didn't know there are modified game controllers to shoot faster, etc.
    • Ian says they may have been banned since he doesn't get calls for them anymore. Knew a guy who had a business modifying them.
    • Ian says cheating is a bigger problem these days due to cross-play with PC players. (200+ fps isn't cheating.)
  • Twitch streamer caught cheating
    • Pat says it's the equivalent of an athlete taking a performance enhancing drug.
      • Interferes with business model, may drive paying customers away.
      • Tricks people on Twitch into giving him money.
    • They don't believe his apology at all. Pat asks "why did he have the cheats at all?".
    • Pat says he has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to cheating, lying, plagiarism. "You don't get a second chance."
    • Ian says his hardcore fans will support him after the apology.
    • Pat says "that reminds us of a lot of people over the last four years." (Reference to Trump supporters.)
  • gamestop investment from from Chewy CEO
    • Ian says Luna Video Games had their best month in its 15 years last month because no one has anything to do.
    • Pat says people are just going to order consoles and games online.
      • Ian smashes his narrative and says some people will, but others prefer physically going to a store, even if they have to go to multiple stores to do it.
    • Pat finally admits he's not an expert at something when they talk about the stock market.
      • He says he just hears from experts that the stock market is inflated.
      • Also said something about GameStop having a dip/drop. (After a recent high.)
      • Wonders if short sellers are worried about GameStop. (If they sold at the peak, they don't care.)
  • sealed pokemon red traded for NWC grey
    • Pat says an NWC grey could go for $75-85k at auction in this environment. Maybe $100k. (Pat has both a grey and a gold NWC.)
    • Say the sealed Atari collecting crashed and burned a few months ago.
    • Say the lockdown gave NES game collecting boost, but it will pass.
    • Ian says popular games will always have some value, but not at the sealed collecting prices.
  • q&a [not answered] Are Nintendo fans entitled for wanting Nintendo to do a Nintendo Direct.
    • Pat says that's click-baity. (Never stopped pat before.)
  • q&a what game series should be a broadway musical.
    • Pat says God of War and Castlevania.
    • Pat also says Ninja Gaiden. He then sings his rendition of the opening.
  • At the end, Pat doesn't want to do any more topics and admits this is a weaker podcast.

Also, Ian posted this lovely selfie on Twitter to show off his new glasses:

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