Pat the NES Cunt

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Guest » Sat Mar 10, 2018 9:08 pm


Wow, what a waste of money

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Mar 10, 2018 9:54 pm

For such a shit console no less. It's so basic bitch I count being an NES fanboy in the USA as negative nerd cred. Like some super metal head having Metallica as his favourite band or something.
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Post by RAPEMAN » Sat Mar 10, 2018 9:57 pm

SNES blows the NES out of the water.
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Poonoo » Sat Mar 10, 2018 10:27 pm

RAPEMAN wrote:
Sat Mar 10, 2018 9:57 pm
SNES blows the NES out of the water.
I also like being able to save my fucking games and not play them in one sitting with bullshit trial and error design to make a 30 minute game last months.
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For such a shit console no less. It's so basic bitch I count being an NES fanboy in the USA as negative nerd cred.
True gaming hipsters have that Neo-Geo cred.
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Mar 10, 2018 10:32 pm

Poonoo wrote:
Sat Mar 10, 2018 10:27 pm
True gaming hipsters have that Neo-Geo cred.
*lifts Glencairn with 11yr old cask strenght 1st fill sherry cask matured Ledaig pretentiously* Indeed! :ugeek:
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by mad bum » Sun Mar 11, 2018 2:54 am

Poonoo wrote:
Sat Mar 10, 2018 10:27 pm
I also like being able to save my fucking games and not play them in one sitting with bullshit trial and error design to make a 30 minute game last months.
This is why I think NES might eventually end up like atari in terms of prices, most of the shit games that you can't really play conveniently will be in the dollar bins at conventions.

That being said genesis is the master race.
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Mar 11, 2018 3:29 am

Name one great game on the Megadrive.
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Post by da PAC Nigguh » Sun Mar 11, 2018 5:08 am

Every faggot I knew with a Genesis basically played shit like Madden and nothing else.
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Mar 11, 2018 5:23 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Mar 11, 2018 3:29 am
Name one great game on the Megadrive.
I can name a few, but not too many:

Sanic 2
Golden Axe 3
Streets of Rage 1 and 2
Phantasy Star IV maybe
Ristar

Edit: and the only ones I would put at masterpiece/top quality tier are Golden Axe 3 and Streets of Rage 1.
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by sanicvr00m » Sun Mar 11, 2018 5:30 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Mar 11, 2018 3:29 am
Name one great game on the Megadrive.
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