Pat the NES Cunt

[Guest]

You just know Pat did something to that porn chick in his review. Why else would she immediately leave the industry and never be heard from again? She probably weeps into her pillow remembering that hairy guido coming at her with his stubby little hands.

She still does stuff, a quick google search reveals that 2013/2015 stuff. Julia Faire or also known as Daniella Deviant

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No pants. Found the vsco girl!

[Some Sick Fuck]

Ian. The ugliest, AND creepiest man that ever lived.

[Newhalf]

I wish that picture had been spoiler-ed too...
This stare.. maddening.

[Guest]

Ian. The ugliest, AND creepiest man that ever lived.

Most loud and whiny atheists are ugly and creepy.

[Salmonella]

Why yes I am entitled for wanting Nintendo video games to come out on my Nintendo video gaming machine.

[Dehbashi]

Ok. It's shit like this that shows how fucking stupid and hypocritical these 2 are.

[*]People on Twitter say Black Panther unimportant because of Blade and others, but Pat says those don't count because they weren't "tentpole movies".

• Also says Blade was sold as an action movie, not a "superhero movie".

Lol. In short, it wasn't part of the MCU. Keep consuming faggots. Honestly Blade was more important to Superheroes than Black Panther. Black Panther had everything ready for it with capeshit actually being popular when it came out. Blade not so much. No one took capeshit seriously with the movie coming out after Steel, Batman & Robin, and I think even Spawn. It had to show that capeshit wasn't a joke to general audiences when it came out and was what actually caused the push for Spider-Man and X-Men to come out. It's honestly disrespectful how they talk about Blade.

[*]New Mutants released.

• Complain that one version had Storm as evil
• They complain about whitewashing Brazilian character. Say director said someone needed that looked rich.
• "This is why Fox needed to sell its movie division because they didn't know what they were doing," says Pat.

I am pretty sure in the comics that they tested out Storm as evil. Especially in the 80s. And what do they think all Brazilians are brown. And of course it couldn't be Disney's fault that movie was retarded. Most people agree that Disney sabotaged Dark Phoenix after getting the X-Men back. Also everyone assumed that New Mutants was cancelled until it suddenly popped up on streaming. Which also happened on their watch. But these Disney cock gobblers don't want to admit that.

• Pat didn't know there are modified game controllers to shoot faster, etc.

What are turbo controllers? Seriously, they have been around since the beginning of gaming and let you rapid fire. Fucking fake gamer.

[*]Twitch streamer caught cheating

Honestly all gamers cheat. I am serious. Especially speed runners. The nonsense they do in games and justify it is nonsense even though it's obvious that the programmers weren't planning that. So I really don't care about cheating in games anymore. It's the part below that makes me laugh at how fucking stupid they are.

[*]Pat says he has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to cheating, lying, plagiarism. "You don't get a second chance."
[*]Ian says his hardcore fans will support him after the apology.
[*]Pat says "that reminds us of a lot of people over the last four years." (Reference to Trump supporters.)
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I bolded what I did on purpose. Pat better hope he doesn't vote for Biden or he will be the biggest hypocrite in history and that says something with how many hypocrites there are in the world. The reason Biden dropped out his first time running was precisely he got busted for plagiarism. So if he is cool voting for him, his morals are completely nonsense and he has no right to taking shots at Trump supporters.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I am pretty sure in the comics that they tested out Storm as evil.

She's an X-Mxn. Any one of those fuckers either dies or swaps his alignment for a while (with or without dying at the end) at least once every 5 years.

[Guest]

The reason Biden dropped out his first time running was precisely he got busted for plagiarism. So if he is cool voting for him, his morals are completely nonsense and he has no right to taking shots at Trump supporters.

[Guest]

The first theatrical movie based on a Marvel comic was Howard the Duck.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And it was also the best, if you ask me.
It also easily had the best villain of any Marvel production. Dude just gets possessed by a interdimensional entity of pure evil, and nobody really gives a toss.