Pat the NES Cunt

[Dehbashi]

Speaking of: Does Remake Cloud still crossdress?

What's weird is that they kept that in the game but censored other stuff.

Blood is purple goo.

Or showing how evil of a bastard Hojo is. Can't have scientists be evil.

[Complicity]

Or showing how evil of a bastard Hojo is. Can't have scientists be evil.

YiffMovieSucks most affected.

[Guest]

He gay he doesn't care if white girls fuck dogs.

[Cuckara]

But he does care; if you mentioned this to him, he would adamantly argue that there is nothing logically wrong with white girls "pleasuring" dogs, and the only people who can disagree with this assessment without being hypocritical are vegans. How is eating meat and disagreeing with bestiality hypocritical? You'll have to watch him ramble about the topic for an hour to find out!

[Keith Chegwin]

What's weird is that they kept that in the game

Sure. 'Weird'

[Kugelfisch]

Coding socks are what the trannies wear

Yes thank you

Haha, you're suck a dick.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

How can you make excuses on the basis of this supposedly being a "reboot" when the game has "Remake" in the bloody title?

What's weird is that they kept that in the game but censored other stuff.

There's nothing weird about that. Cloud turning himself into the greatest trap Midgar has ever seen is the most integral part of the entire first disc.

And shit, I forgot the internet ghost from Dirge of Cerberus is called Hojo. My bad.

[Kugelfisch]

How can you make excuses on the basis of this supposedly being a "reboot" when the game has "Remake" in the bloody title?

According to the defenders, Remake obviously implies that everything is different.
What? Don't expect me to elaborate on that. They can't and I sure don't either. That's the entirety of their argument.

[Cuckara]

It's an alternate timeline sequel to the Final Fantasy VII series; there's no fucking way to defend the fact that Square Enix lied to the whole world by calling it Remake.

[MegaNigger]

Shit like this is why I stopped clamouring for remakes and remasters of games. I knew War Craft 3 would be shit for instance. I've saved hundreds of dollars in the last decade that I would've been insane to spend on this.